Simon John

@simonjohn85

Manchester
Joined March 2009
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  1. Nov 25

    Girl on tram in front has just been sent a picture of a dick, she isn't surprised but does have a side pony. Is there a link

    1 retweet 2 likes
  2. Nov 21

    In addicted to tom hanks, if I ever met him I would just cry in his face

  3. Nov 21

    Seeing Jessica Fletcher being flipped the bird by a nun on a Saturday morning...very disturbing

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    3:23 AM - 21 Nov 2015 · Details
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  5. Nov 7

    That was the most cringeworthy thing ive ever seen and I've seen Rebecca Loos wank off a pig

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  6. Nov 5

    Come into work, see Christmas tree up and lose faith in humanity. Daily reminder that I have to start shopping

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    Oct 29

    Excited to be exhibiting here on Sunday. Its free admission so come down and let us sweeten your day.

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    10:32 AM - 29 Oct 2015 · Details
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    Oct 25

    we pledge to protect your species and ban all sales of mini eggs. Un-ducking believable

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    3:02 PM - 25 Oct 2015 · Details
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    Oct 25

    Our cart all made up. Please add us for bookings.

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    2:19 AM - 25 Oct 2015 · Details
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    Oct 25

    all occasions.

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    2:41 AM - 25 Oct 2015 · Details
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    Oct 24

    Can everyone please follow our new business venture

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    Our beautiful ready to hire.
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  12. Oct 12

    Ten minutes into crimewatch and I've already accepted my fate that I will never leave the house again.

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  13. Oct 9

    Can't physically cope with Gogglebox tonight, I'm sobbing like a child. I'm on the edge of a breakdown

  14. Sep 24

    Day 3 waiting in for package, food supplies low, can now play jaunty tune on my ribs, starting to become institutionalised.

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  15. Sep 23

    Corrie is gonna be priceless tonight. Maybe Maxine will return from the grave or the shopping trolley :)

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    11:27 AM - 23 Sep 2015 · Details
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  16. Sep 11

    David cassidy, is smacked off his tits. Coming across like a venomous Queen. Go on eamonn give it to him

  17. Sep 2

    Chloe and Stevie are the real deal, unfortunately chloe is very insecure and unaware Stevie's behaviour is quite controlling

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  19. Sep 1

    Janice you legend, I've had more violent sneezes than that 'seizure'. I love her more for it

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