Simon Jack

@simonjack_says

A scientist's mind trapped in a designer's body. It's gonna get interesting. Discover your Creatures of Habit via the link...

London, England
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Joined March 2009
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  1. May 13

    What happens if we don't to the invisible threat

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  2. Apr 10

    Desperate times call for desperate measures... so I’ve made my own with ! It’s called ‘A Game of Phones’ and we’re giving some away to help with lockdown boredom. It’s actually pretty fun too...

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  3. Retweeted
    11 Oct 2019

    An Englishman walks into a European bar but can't handle his boos.

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  4. 16 Sep 2019

    31 tasty chocolates, 31 not always so tasteful . The Advent calendar is here!

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    1 Apr 2019

    Add two Hula Hoops to your coffee and hey presto – you get an owl

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  6. Retweeted
    12 Mar 2019

    PM announces new Brexit plan

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  7. 4 Mar 2019

    Haha, you are most welcome!

    Thanks for the Advent Calendar. Nothing like gallows humour and some extra chocolate to stockpile 🇪🇺
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  8. 1 Mar 2019

    Oh awesome. Only 28 sleeps!

    Latest addition to the newsroom... a Brexit advent calendar!
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  9. 1 Mar 2019

    Oh awesome. Just 28 sleeps!

    Latest addition to the newsroom... a Brexit advent calendar!
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  10. 22 Feb 2019

    Prime minister returns triumphant from Brussels after securing 2 for 1 deal on premium chocolates - 😂 via

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  11. 22 Feb 2019

    Ha- Brexit Advent calendar where all the doors start open and close over time!

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  12. 22 Feb 2019

    New Nintendo company boss is called Bowser!?!?!

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  13. 22 Feb 2019

    It's a-me, Mario: the nominative delights of Nintendo's new regime

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  14. 18 Feb 2019

    An example of the mind being primed to see what it wants?!

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  15. Retweeted
    17 Feb 2019

    This chocolate calendar might just make the countdown to Brexit a little sweeter. via

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  16. Retweeted
    16 Feb 2019

    Hey the menu on your leaflet seems to be broken. You’re welcome 👍🏼👍🏼🤓

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  17. 11 Feb 2019

    Here are my thoughts on the role of in . How to clone yourself... sort of! via

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  18. 11 Feb 2019

    My Advent calendar is in the Metro! 29 chocolates with original counting down from the 1st March

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    10 Feb 2019

    How to Clone Yourself… Sort of Latest post from our blog: , written by

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  20. 8 Feb 2019

    Breaking development! The Brexit Advent calendar is available now.

    Whether for or against, cope with the advent of in the most British of ways, with self-deprecating and a calendar concept stolen from a child's Christmas. The Brexit Advent calendar - 29 absurd behind each chocolate-filled window.
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