Simon Jefford

@simonj

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  1. Retweeted
    May 5

    Laurence Fox: regularly attacks the NHS and its staff NHS Million: exists to support the NHS and its staff Please give us a follow and RT to show which one of us you support.

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    Apr 24

    is trending no7 in the UK as NHS staff watch on in utter devastation. If you will stand with NHS staff will you tweet with the hashtag and help us get this trending instead? Please RT & follow 💙 NHS staff everywhere

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    Seeing a bunch of “I never want to commute to an office ever again” takes, and I wonder if I’m the only person who *liked* commuting? It was when I disconnected from immediate work but could still do “tech” related stuff like reading papers, articles, watching talks etc.

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    Mar 17

    I can’t wait for the scene in the Bitcoin movie where Satoshi is kicked out of a job interview after failing a whiteboard coding test Staring at the sky, he swears he’ll show them he can code a linked list, oh yes - a linked list that DESTROYS THE WORLD

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  5. Retweeted
    27 Oct 2020

    There is no guarantee of success, but imagine the brilliance of the people behind this sort of work? We hear the opinions of so many people with zero expertise at the moment. Thank goodness there are also kind, clever people working hard to get us out of this.

    Covid vaccine works in all ages, trials suggest
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  6. Retweeted
    27 Jun 2020

    YouTube: I noticed ur watching the 5th video in this Let's Play series Me: yeah YouTube: so up next we have either the 7th, the 8th, the 4th, or a different guy playing the same game Me: could you just give me number 6 YouTube: cOuLd YoU JuSt GiVe Me nUmBer 6 go fuck yourself

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  7. 7 Mar 2020

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    We've seen claims that children can't catch the new coronavirus. There have been cases of Covid-19 in children, although the symptoms tend to be less severe.
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  8. Retweeted
    28 Jan 2020

    Ken Starr once impeached a president for fellatio; yesterday he performed fellatio on an impeached president.

    550 replies 6,374 retweets 29,007 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    10 Jan 2020

    Amusing: /cc

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  10. Retweeted
    10 Jan 2020

    Eamonn Holmes is so far up the trending list I assumed he was dead. But he's just bitching about a mum protecting her child. We need a new name for him, like for Demonic S Cummings, Hatie Slopbins & Tommy Robinscum, so we don't inflame his narcissism by fuelling the trend

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  11. Retweeted
    8 Jan 2020

    The newest STRONG SONG is… “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin. Iconic arpeggios! Subtle reharms! Bustles in your hedgerow! Apple: Google: Patreon: Listen: 🎶🎸🙋‍♀️✨🏅💰👀😇🎶

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  12. 26 Dec 2019

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    14 Dec 2019
    Replying to

    Fuck off.

    115 replies 323 retweets 2,537 likes
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  14. 13 Dec 2019

    This is just what the doctor ordered

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  15. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2019

    If everyone who doesn’t want a Conservative government for five more years followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight That would give us the reach we need to ensure everyone knows the many reasons the Conservatives are

    19 replies 3,108 retweets 2,575 likes
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  16. 27 Nov 2019

    Oof

    star trek’s continual return to earlier and earlier times post-Voyager reflects a growing cultural inability to imagine a utopian future
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  17. Retweeted
    26 Nov 2019

    There’s been a 165% increase in homelessness since the Tories took power in 2010. 1 in 4 homeless people are reportedly . You’ve got until 11:59pm TONIGHT to register to vote.

    3 replies 49 retweets 71 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    26 Nov 2019

    REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE TODAY REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE TODAY REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE TODAY REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE IS TODAY REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE TODAY REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE TODAY REGISTER TO VOTE DEADLINE 23:59 TODAY

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  19. Retweeted
    25 Nov 2019

    If you’re not watching the Watchmen then you’re missing out on some great television. Honestly, this is just amazing work. This TV adaptation of Watchmen plays with its media as the original did with comics. Forget the masks. It’s damn good story telling.

    Last night's Watchmen was the best hour of TV I've seen this year.
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  20. 25 Nov 2019

    YouTube’s currently shipping iPad application.

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