Simon Holland on Twitter: "[Me, on my deathbed] Wife: Is that what you're going to wear?"

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1. Jodie Marshall ‏ @jmarshall213 23 May 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland @Dadpression
  
  But, really. Is it?
  
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1. Ash‏ @ashnm727 23 May 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland
  
  This maybe sums up marriage better than ever before.
  
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1. Dead Value Investor‏ @karnanikunal 23 May 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland @Dadpression
  
  Me - why what's wrong.. Wife- nothing
  
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1. Amazing Audio‏ @RedcricketAudio 23 May 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland
  
  Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahpic.twitter.com/YEC7vfOAyp
  
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1. Sally Mann Romano‏ @MannRomano 25 May 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland @rcromwell4
  
  My good shroud is at the cleaners.
  
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1. ☆Red Queen☆‏ @RedW0lfe 25 May 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland
  
  Well yeah, remember, whatever you die in, is what your ghost suit will be. Forever.
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1. Carole Turner-Steel‏ @CTSteel_SWO 21 Jun 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland
  
  @f_caruso too bad @DarylSteel5 never looks at Twitter. He would get this immediately!
  
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1. Dominique Soenens‏ @Dsoenens 28 Jun 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland @maartengoethals
  
  You: I'm gonna wear my Donald Duck underpants whenever I please.
  
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1. magaly‏ @magalyangely 21 Dec 2017
  Replying to @simoncholland
  
  @AlexKummert LOL
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