Simon Holland on Twitter: "You think you have a pretty strong marriage until you try to help your 5th grader with her math homework together."

If my kids knew there was a light in the oven they’d leave that one on too. Contact me at simholland@gmail.com

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1. Bossy Britches‏ @BossyBritches72 11 Aug 2016
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  That's the year I got banned from math homework. Best year of my life.
  
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1. Ryan‏ @SimpleMoolah 8 Dec 2016
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  @AndyHerald ahhhh haaa haaaa! Friggin hilarious! Arguments over quadratic equations can get so intense. Lol
  
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1. Tinker Elle‏ @elle91 11 Aug 2016
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  getting through challenges together makes you stronger.
  
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1. Favstar Bot ‏ @Favstar_Bot 8 Dec 2016
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  You think you have a pretty strong marriage until you try to help your 5th grader with her math homework together.
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1. Ayuda con Matemática‏ @math_hw_help 13 Aug 2016
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  I will you give you a hand with her math hw. #Fiverr https://es.fiverr.com/s2/6e22d562ad
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