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    Simon Holland‏Verified account @simoncholland 6 Dec 2018

    I never understood how the little drummer boy’s parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

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      1. Simon Holland‏Verified account @simoncholland 6 Dec 2018

        It all makes so much sense now

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      1. Bees Wing (she/her)‏ @bees_wingz 6 Dec 2018
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        😂 🥁

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      1. Diane Feeney‏ @DianeFeeney330 6 Dec 2018
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        It’s a rite of passage - every parent suffers through a recorder. And many never recover.

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      2. Susan M Jones‏ @susanjones1968 6 Dec 2018
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        When I was in grade school, the entire 4th grade received recorders to play. AND WE FORMED A MARCHING BAND. I look back and feel so sorry for unexpecting parade goers that had to hear us.

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      3. Simon Holland‏Verified account @simoncholland 6 Dec 2018
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        Recorder parade could be the title of the next great horror movie lol

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      1. TJ.‏ @TheOldPostRoad 6 Dec 2018
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        I have a friend who is a Middle School Band teacher. By choice! Can you imagine her days at work? Her dream job after she retires is to be a bank teller.

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      2. Anne Ladewig‏ @AnneLadewig 6 Dec 2018
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      3. Rebecca Ballard‏ @RebeccaBallard 6 Dec 2018
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        🤣 So good! Now that we are on to a saxophone, I take back everything I said about the recorder.

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      1. MTAC‏ @OBoobalah 6 Dec 2018
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        Ours had to play them on the back porch, while the 2 chihuahuas stood at the back door and shook and howled as an accompaniment. Good times.

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      1. Boooooovy Tasia, Vampire Stylist‏ @GroovyTasia 6 Dec 2018
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        I still have 3 recorders and do not think I ever learned how to actually play

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