Simon Tabor

@simon_tabor

Love tech, Node.js, AWS, scaling, security and my dogs. Head of Engineering (Core Services)

London
Joined June 2009

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  1. May 25

    I feel like I was a week early to this drama 😅

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  2. May 17

    Does everybody hate `Array.prototype.reduce`? or is it just me?

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  3. May 14

    I'm going on a Cache-Control fixing mission today no-store, no-cache, max-age=0 is banned from now

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  4. Retweeted
    May 6

    CloudFront Functions – A New Security Paradigm for CDN Edge Computing

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  5. Apr 1

    Hey , this doesn't seem very trustworthy. Could you explain how this is a breach of your guidelines? Have you investigated for breaching your terms? They literally block off leaving reviews of 3 stars or below – you can't click it

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  6. Mar 18

    Come and join my team! We have big plans for 2021 and you'll work on some of the most important services at . We're also looking for full-stack + FE-specialists – get in touch! DMs open, please retweet!

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  7. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    1964: Tonight wasn't impressed by the Spanish's rather un-British attitude towards breakfast, but frankly they're probably just jealous.

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  8. Retweeted
    Feb 4

    We are looking for a FE engineer to join our distributed DX team at ! 🇬🇧🇵🇱🇳🇱 All companies have a developer experience, but not all companies have a Developer eXperience team. 🚀 (DMs open, A.M.A.)

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  9. Jan 22

    There's a lot of work to do on documentation, and feedback/contributions would be more than welcome!

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  10. Jan 22

    Very pleased to announce I've just open-sourced Chaos Squirrel It's a Typescript package to inject chaos (CPU exhaustion, open files etc) into your application Check it out!

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  11. 21 Dec 2020

    Q: “Boris why do you keep overpromising and underdelivering?” Boris: “Don’t worry everything will be fine by Easter” What a monumental twat.

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  12. 15 Dec 2020

    Quite possibly my favourite announcement - AWS does chaos!

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    12 Dec 2020
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  14. 30 Nov 2020

    use SLOs! if you aren’t able to hit your SLOs with a single region, consider multi-region

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  15. 25 Nov 2020

    It's that time of the year when we get the (p)re:Invent AWS downtime! Currently at least CloudWatch is having issues in us-east-1, which impacts things like Route53 Healthchecks too 🙃

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  16. 13 Nov 2020
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  17. 7 Nov 2020

    The just awarded the presidency to Trump... hope this isn't a bad omen

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  18. 2 Nov 2020

    Excited to be speaking about Serverless WebSockets @ Scale (and Pubby!) on Friday at DM me if you want a 20% discount! :)

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  19. 27 Oct 2020

    Even more annoyed that we now have some non-vegan Buttery in our fridge because the change was made quietly. fix this.

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  20. 27 Oct 2020

    Absolutely fuming to discover Flora Buttery is no longer vegan after making such a huge song-and-dance about it less than a year ago. Fuck and fuck the meat/dairy industry too.

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