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the Blue Jays broadcast pointed out that Aaron Judge seemed to be looking, well, not at the pitcher...and then they noticed it again just before he homered
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BOTW Release / TOTK release
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the problem with cards against humanity is that none of your friends who were actually funny wanted to play it, only dudes you just met that wanted to make socially acceptable rape jokes about you
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The Cards Against Humanity era was insane. What was ever fun or funny about that game? What an overstayed welcome. And do NOT tell me oh this one expansion was funny type stuff
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trans rights!
shoutout to for being stalwart in their defense. a fan made transphobic comments towards several talent in the card and they were promptly removed and kicked out as the audience cheered.
i can’t wait for y’all to see vs myself soon!
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Last week, I visited Boston and joined a panel on button battery ingestion hazards. I shared an update on the implementation of Reese’s Law and had the chance to thank Reese’s mom, Trista Hamsmith, and the founders of the National Button Battery Task Force for their advocacy.
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I'm getting the feeling someone in Disney PR lied to try and make a prominent WGA member look like a scab
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Showrunner Tony Gilroy Ceases Producing Services on ‘Andor'(Exclusive) thr.cm/lm7UZwR
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are all the windows like this
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was there a gas leak in the writers room when they were cooking up the fifth season of the wire
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We should build a really big tower and try and reach heaven
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What language opinion gets you this reaction?
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range twitter.com/themovieweirdo…
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where are we? did i pass out
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You wake up from a deep slumber, and notice this young woman sitting across you, waiting for you to say something.
How do you open?
RULES:
1. She knows your political views.
2. She knows your bodycount.
3. Her IQ is >120
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im 40 and i don’t date girls over 24
my girlfriends are 20, 21 and 24. the 24yo i’ve been with her since 2 years
too much mileage and baggage when they’re older than that. trust me i’ve tested it extensively
so i recommend you do the same
18-24 only
understand the game
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According to this AI image detector, the second picture is an AI-generated fake.
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Notes:
-The brown around Charles' neck is Dimitry's beard
-I assumed the pectoral cross was added b/c it doesn't seem quite Russian enough
-Many Tau-style croziers I found in icons had crosses on the top & I assumed it was taken off
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Now how much time am I going to waste looking up the original icon the body came from? Too long.
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Charles is over-encumbered with royal items and can no longer dodge, jump or backstep
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I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
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jesus christ this guy trained for years in a hidden monastery at an entirely new form of Posting Combat
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One of the strange things about today's political cleavage around gender rights (and here, intersecting with racism) is how many of the proponents of traditional masculinity do not even follow their ideals. Let's look at how James dresses 
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like millions of Americans, when asked to simply return to the office in the face of an ongoing public health threat, walensky chose to “quiet quit”
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Breaking News: Dr. Rochelle Walensky, who led the Biden administration’s pandemic response, will step down as CDC director on June 30. nyti.ms/3nBEYwo
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The book is a real eye-opener, because he just comes off as a vapid, asshole business guy who kept failing upwards until he lucked into working at Wii-era Nintendo and became famous on the internet because of e3 banter memes.
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In Reggie’s autobiography, he talks about his time at Panda Express, and how he was excited to push the chain to compete against small family-run Chinese food restaurants. He left the company after they decided to pull back on expanding.
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NPR should just tweet the picture of him and Ghislaine Maxwell once every day
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this state fucking sucks man
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Tonight, Governor Stitt signed SB 613 into law, immediately banning much gender affirming care for trans Oklahomans under 18. There is a 6 month period in which those currently receiving care can continue that care, and the bill is otherwise effective immediately.
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oh no. i retract my assessment
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Replying to @doodlyroses
I was there. This is not what happened. The poor woman had a breakdown of some sort. Speaking to Elim after the concert (we are friends since out time together at U of M) and we were all worried it was a medical emergency. Please have more respect. (Orchestra didn't stop either.)
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Concertgoer lets out a ‘loud full body orgasm’ while L.A. Phil plays Tchaikovsky’s 5th
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What’s the biggest I’m not him moment?
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This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues
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Friends, we live in challenging times. But this morning, I am celebrating being alive at the same time that this magnificent dick- shaped iceberg exists. And as I type, it's being carried by the ocean currents, headed to the town of Dildo, Newfoundland. #DickeyBerg #IceBird
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illuminating of what these guys think $8 buys them
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Twitter is screwing me over.
The provided 'context' is fake, Nintendo takes down all emulation as people USE IT FOR PIRACY.
Nobody dumps their own ROMs.
@elonmusk I paid for Twitter Blue, so please stop this dogpiling. twitter.com/SonicSaviorr/s…
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This is false. While Nintendo is against emulators, they are unable to take down emulation software because it is legal.
The statement about ROM dumping is also false, dumping your own ROMs is common and guides for it can easily be found through a Google search.
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Reduced to asking here for a Bluesky invite—there’s so many middling pundits I’d like to help cyberbully
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when i saw the proposition like 15 years ago i was like this guy should film blood meridian. too bad THAT'll never happen. happy to have been wrong
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New Regency Adapting Cormac McCarthy’s ‘Blood Meridian’ Into Feature Film With John Hillcoat Directing deadline.com/2023/04/new-re