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Climate fiction writer, lefty, Jewish, trans, queer, they/them. DEPART, DEPART! —@stelliformpress. Rep’d @litagentmariah Links: http://linktr.ee/SimKern 

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    Sim Kern‏ @sim_kern 22 Feb 2020

    A lot of people from my generation & older need to hear this: stop coughing into your hands! That shit is nasty! Oh great, you coughed in your hands, now everything you touch is a Petri dish. Nowadays they teach kids to cough into their elbows, which makes so much more sense.

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      1. Tara Horn  👾 🌈‏ @tarajaime 22 Feb 2020
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        It’s the cough pocket.

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      1. Mister Hand‏ @MisterHand1 22 Feb 2020
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        As a hand, I just want to thank you for spreading the word.

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      1. Stephanie Tillman  💜 🦩 Independent Editor  📚 📎‏ @IridescentWings 22 Feb 2020
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        Your sleeve is also a good place for coughing and sneezing!

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      1. Turtle Rocket Books‏ @turtlerocketbks 22 Feb 2020
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        I had to learn this later in life from a girl who worked in a hospital, because this science was too advanced for the 80s when I was growing up. 😁😂

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      1. Kristen is‏ @KristenTaber 22 Feb 2020
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        Yes, thank you! I've taught my kids to cough into their elbow, and I do the same. It's so gross

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      2. Lacey  🦉 🚀(She/Her)  🏳️‍🌈‏ @AllNightWritin1 22 Feb 2020
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        I learned it first through food service and it makes so much sense. I tell my son to dab it when he starts coughing, which makes him giggle, but he remembers xD.

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      3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 22 Feb 2020
        Replying to @AllNightWritin1

        People say that's where "dabbing" comes from in the first place ("dabbing" originally meant inhaling a concentrated dab of cannabis oil, and the dance move supposedly comes from the idea that this makes you cough or sneeze into your elbow)

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      1. Emily Howard‏ @emilyjoyhoward 22 Feb 2020
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        My seven year old says, “but what if you want to do-si-do?” But still coughs in her elbow 😂

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      1. Lisa Corriveau‏ @spokesmama 22 Feb 2020
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        We learned it as the "Vampire Cough".https://giphy.com/gifs/tcm-horror-dracula-3o7aD1RK4KhzS0zcPe …

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      1. T. L. Woods‏ @scribeofshadows 22 Feb 2020
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        I open up the front of my shirt and cough into it. Even with the elbow your air is going to go around it, it's still spreading germs everywhere.

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