Ashwin Rodrigues

@shwinyo

writer. bylines at Motherboard, Fortune, The Outline, McSweeney's, Tonic, Vice. Retweets reflect ideas I had first, unless they're bad.

Joined August 2009

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  1. Apr 4

    Using next-generation AI built entirely on the blockchain, we expect to hire one (1) minority by 2040

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    Apr 4

    Bay Area tech is taking less action on improving diversity and inclusion this year, according to a new study. “The problem is too complicated..” Yet we put a car into outer space.

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    Apr 4

    The Best Beef and Broccoli, No Delivery Required via

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  4. Apr 4

    said Handey podcast, nice interview for those interested in Jack Handey

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    the onion is cutting off scalps and hanging them on their goddamn cubicle walls

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  6. Apr 4

    man this is so good. I listened to a podcast with Jack Handey this morning too, so my brain was Tuned

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    Apr 3

    The "Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Caption" creators and describe one of their shitty cartoon captions:

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  8. Apr 4

    the greatest trick the devil ever pulled is probably getting me to commit mental real estate to Roseanne Barr

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    Apr 4

    WATCH LIVE: Rep. John Lewis gives a speech honoring Martin Luther King Jr. at memorial in Indianapolis

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  10. Apr 4

    sharing political articles on facebook is like throwing dynamite into a pond. it might be fun, but you can't say you're doing it to help the fish

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    Apr 4

    If you ever doubt the power of monopoly to print money for decades even with with atrocious product: the world has long moved on from desktop computers, but in every job I’m forced to use Microsoft Outlook. And I can’t figure out how to attach a file in mobile Outlook. No option.

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  12. Apr 4

    "Focusing on the bench press while neglecting the other muscle groups is like having three hundred sales people but only one engineer: impressive at first, but then people will doubt if the building is fundamentally stable." -an excerpt from Your Body, the Startup

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    Mar 28

    My first story for the is out today! It's a feature about two incredible teenagers who work behind the scenes to improve all of the articles about the New York Subway system.

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    Apr 3

    The City of Asheville released body camera footage Monday of the violent arrest of Johnnie Rush, a black man who was tased, beaten and put into a chokehold by a police officer on suspicion of jaywalking

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  15. Apr 3

    created my own bastardized version of a potato cutlet by using some leftover salmon and mashed potatoes. very happy with it

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  16. Apr 3

    a good job interview question: "when's the last time you ate dinner in your bed?"

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    Apr 3

    After I got doxed, we were concerned about safety of our staff and people unrelated to VICE, which is why we haven't said anything publicly about this yet

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  18. Apr 3

    putting "Timely" in the email subject works, but "SPIDERS???" is a fun alternative

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  19. Apr 3

    whenever I bike real fast and forget to turn strava on, I want to ask Google to quit playing and tell me how fast and far I went. I know they know

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  20. Apr 3

    is the NRA or the Onion going to dub this as Inclusion for the Win first

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