Daniel Shustzilla

@shusta

Tiny terror with a cookie

Mountain View, CA
Joined October 2007

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  1. high school sucks but sometimes you get to be spider-man, and that's okay.

  2. PSA: San Francisco is closed for rain today

  3. Big kudos to Apple Maps for their 3rd-party app integration in iOS 10. It's a great way to see both Lyft and Uber results and compare them.

  4. Next time you talk about trying to design something so simple your mother could use it try using a sewing machine you condescending shit

  5. Here’s the lasting element of this election: It’s being fought with leaks. Private emails. Private conversations. Privacy is gone.

  6. here's what the electoral map would look like if it were made of cast iron skillets

  7. Essays in comparative biography: this "what they were doing in a random year" tool is brutal

  8. What the electoral map would look like if only Trump's twitter supporters voted.

  9. Here's what the electoral map would look like if male tears were votes:

  10. I have a problem

  11. Here's what the electoral map would look like if only people who died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail voted.

  12. Here's what the election map would look like if it were a steak.

  13. here's what the electoral map would look like if this election were game of thr-

  14. Here's what the election map would look like if it were made on a lite brite.

  15. Wow. This is what the election map would look like if it were just fondue

  16. this is wat the electoral map would look like if EVERY ONE WAS STILL F*CKING UNDECIDED IN MID OCTOBER LIKE SOME PEOPLE

  17. Here's the electoral map if only monorail enthusiasts voted

  18. Here's what the map would look like if only the common sagebrush lizard voted.

  19. With this election we're simultaneously breaking through the glass ceiling and the rock bottom. We got a really big room now

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