Cut a few more weeks off of this and get ready to see South Dakota Senator Brock Lesnar
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Dave Collins
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sporadic commentary on sports, comedy, racing and pro wrestling. OU ticket holder, StL Cardinals fan for life
Wisconsin, USAJoined April 2012
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Love it. Even the graphics team believes!
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Cowboy Sh!t rides in to Minneapolis! The No. 1 contender @theAdamPage is ready to challenge @KennyOmegamanX for the #AEW World Title! #AEWFullGear
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Glad to see Hard Rock Nick doing well. I didn't understand how NFTs could affect the economy, but if it's landing this guy some cameo money, that's great twitter.com/op450099/statu
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Some days it's the little things in life, like remembering how Bob Berry would call each and every yard line
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We'll be watching these highlights ALL. DAY.
@AdrianPeterson #OUDNA
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And Lincoln's play calling continues to be atrocious. He's not yet 40 years old and the game seems to be passing him by. He's called what, zero zone reads today? THAT'S THE THING THAT SAVED THE TEAM LINC!
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This is beyond inexcusable. He won't even bother giving excuses either.
This is the worst team in America at Kansas and Grinch can't stop em for a second. He's being outschemed, again, by a program that shouldn't be able to hang. I'm sick of it.
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What exactly is Alex Grinch good at?
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We'd established last week that face guarding a receiver is PI. Today it's a non call moments after a "blind side block" where the guy got hit square in the front.
Bowlsby decided it's time to fuck Oklahoma. What a pile of shit.
"I can't believe two of the last three #RAW women's champions could win the tag titles!"
That's how dumb Corey sounded on commentary
On a good wrestling show, Shayna would've cut a promo about how this was her friend, and she's broken her hand/wrist/arm for fun and because she was in the way. And now there's nothing to stop her from choking out every woman she doesn't like. But this is #RAW
Ok #SpartanUp crew, was there some trash talk or an incident that got these guys fired up and playing angry, or is SJSU just this intense? It's impressive execution
For a proponent of the straight edge lifestyle, Punk just got a bunch of folks feeling real real high #AEWRampage
So this week's veiled shot at WWE on #AEWDynamite is to show that someone winning in their hometown is a popular decision? I like it
Callis set down Hangman's beer?
I thought he was a real piece of shit, but that's some downright decent behavior right there
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. announced today that they have reached a 5-year promotional agreement with the McKarns family beginning in 2021 at the 1/3-mile dirt oval, which will host the return of USAC National Midgets on Sunday, September 5.
Read More 👉 usacracing.com/component/k2/i
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Last week's segment makes much more sense once I realized that he couldn't leave ringside immediately, that would've been taking a side, and he's the most Swiss man! Neutrality! #SmackDown
Side characters on Archer have better alibis for how they wound up in their shenanigans
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people like this should be forced out of society.
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This dude is the mayor of Colorado City, Texas.
Good fucking god they're fucked.
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At what point do I need to begin watering crops with Gatorade?
It's got electrolytes. That's what plants crave!
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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Reveals He Is Interested In Being President If That’s What The People Want dlvr.it/Rsr2bj
Why has John Morrison not simply attacked the Miz to win by DQ and get in the match? #WWERaw
Restrictor plate racing is so fuckin' stupid
I'm upset that the dystopian futures we've been promised in various media that seem so laughably bad aren't happening so that we can do this.
I expected the over the top corporatism of Outer Worlds, instead I'm going to get WiFi that tells my boss I'm feeling anxious. Great. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/
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What an emotional roller coaster that race was.
Anyway, if anyone sees this that does arts, I'm interested in commissioning something of the cars crossing the line here. I've never found one that exists, and need it to complete a set with Unser/Goodyear & Wheldon in '11
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In honor of #WorldRadioDay, take another trip back to the last lap of the 2006 #Indy500, and enjoy the historic finish courtesy of @IndyCarRadio.
#INDYCAR | #IsItMayYet
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Let’s recap the Dems:
- Promised $2K checks, reduced to $1.4K
- Spent weeks debating reducing eligibility
- Put off relief to do impeachment trial but opted not to call witnesses
- Going on week-long recess before getting back to COVID relief
Forever The Washington Generals
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Jill can say all the shit she wants about this being a pro-education administration, but her husband's words and actions sure seem to imply that he and his ilk think school teachers' primary role is child care. The US is a failed state.
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A teacher posted this. It’s a room w/ COVID accommodations for 28 students. Watch what the student’s experience when the teacher sits in a student’s seat. When bureaucrats make decisions without stakeholders they miss the mark.
Can’t put students first if you put teachers last! twitter.com/bhrenton/statu…
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Why is Seth wearing a leather dress shirt and tie? Or rubber or whatever #smackdown
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Defunding the police literally works
Do it more please
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