Ester Bloom

@shorterstory

Editor , Contributing Writer . Your new favorite savagely funny and insightful author --

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Joined July 2008
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  1. 6 hours ago

    Never thought I'd admire or enjoy a show starring Mr. Big and Logan Huntzberger.

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  2. 6 hours ago

    One week left of my maternity leave and I'm spending it watching as many eps of THE GOOD WIFE as I can.

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  3. 9 hours ago

    Calls it stupid but tellingly doesn't say it's wrong

    Trump Blasts Fake Front Page via
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  6. Apr 7

    Just another reason to hate the Senate

    3:39 PM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. Apr 7

    It's almost as though a woman can't correct an error of fact without being accused of hysterical crockery smashing.

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  9. Apr 7

    My newborn looks like Putin today, which makes nursing quite unsettling.

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  10. Apr 4

    God, so true. The 1st comment on my 1st personal essay for Salon told me, "Kill yourself."

    When people say "OMG did you read the mean comments?" I want to say "I wrote for Salon. My skin is thicker than the Great Wall of China."
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  11. Apr 4

    Watching "the Great British Baking Show" is as close as I'll ever get to being in a Potions class at Hogwarts

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  12. Apr 4

    I like her better talking about books

    No. // Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Beauty Advice...
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  13. Apr 3

    Can this be for real? Melania Trump tells an interviewer she won't be voting for her hubby

    8:09 AM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
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  14. Apr 2

    The best part of the Transit Museum is the retro ads.

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  15. Apr 1

    Gems like these are why you should always check your spam folder.

    10:46 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  16. Mar 30

    STAND DOWN, STAND DOWN. It wasn't the Onion but it was satire -- thank god.

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  17. Ester Bloom followed , , and 5 others
    • mike sacks
      @michaelbsacks

      Works at Vanity Fair. Writes for other magazines. Latest book: POKING A DEAD FROG. Originally from Virginia/Maryland. Podcast Doin It With Mike Sacks!

    • Ninja Economics
      @NinjaEconomics

      Clever musings (ha!) and first-world complaints from a manic pixie wannabe-economist. Also, a drinker and a libertine.

  18. Mar 30

    Not Being Pregnant Anymore doesn't get enough love. It's great! I can zip my boots up again. I can sleep on my stomach. I can sleep, period.

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  19. Mar 29

    Agree or disagree w/ the A LITTLE LIFE judgment, you must 👍 its writing

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  20. Mar 28

    I think it's a great idea! Can't wait for delegates to start hooting & shooting at the ceiling like Yosemite Sam

    More than 41,000 people think it's a good idea to have guns at the GOP convention
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