Shoot The Screen

@shootthescreen

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Joined January 2014

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    After the pandemic we have the chance to change working life for the better. Workers must have the right to flexible working and the right to switch off so our homes don’t become 24/7 offices.

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    Jun 18
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    So the electoral commission can’t prosecute, the Met won’t prosecute, the judiciary can’t do anything other than declare them unlawful .. what’s left ?

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    Jun 18

    +UPDATE+ Britain's Electoral Commission "to be stripped of its power to prosecute" after it probed non legal payments used to fund Boris Johnson’s flat & lifestyle.

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    Jun 17

    This is a truly jaw-dropping result. Lib Dem’s GAIN Chesham & Amersham from Conservatives. It had been Conservative seat since it’s creation in 1974. I grew up near Amersham & know it well. This part of the world has always been true blue Tory shires. Swing to Lib Dem’s 25%

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    Jun 17
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    Jun 16

    John Carpenter's The Thing reboot, except it's just people in an office not believing each other are vaccinated

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    Jun 16

    Today's news: A f*cking hopeless person reveals that another f*cking hopeless person called yet another f*cking hopeless person "f*cking hopeless"!

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    Jun 16

    make the Euros a bit more like Eurovision by having the goals only be 50% weighted of the final score, and putting it to an audience vote as well

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    Jun 11

    Matt Hancock voiced by Sweep.

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    Jun 16

    Is the world ready for Sooty's news channel?

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    Jun 16

    As we edge closer to mass vaccination and - hopefully - putting all this behind us, I'm enjoying the desperation creeping into the anti-vaxx/mask/lockdown folks banter. No marches when all this is over. What the fuck will they do?

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    Jun 16

    Do you think Richard Madeley sees Alan Partridge as just a quite boring documentary?

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    Jun 16

    - Ventilation, ventilation, ventilation! - How about if I put a plexiglass screen between the tables and have all the windows closed? - Wha...? - Customers can't shake hands, should be fine - I don't even...

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    Jun 15

    Imagine breaking the law then - rather than apologising - lying about it. The state of this Government.

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    Jun 16

    Big problem for No. 10 and 11 Internal govt assessment finds current self-isolation policy has "low to medium" effectiveness It warns there are "barriers" & "disincentives" to isolating And urges ministers to do more on sick pay / financial support

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    Jun 16

    You know those Perspex screens that have been put up in some offices and restaurants? Ministers have been told they don't work and might actually make things worse

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    Except if they are reporting facts about you and then you want them beaten up.

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    Jun 14

    Absolutely disgraceful behaviour from conspiracy-loving wingnuts, high on falsehoods from the likes of Ivor Cummins. I hope that BBC political reporter Nick Watt is alright.

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    Jun 14

    There’s a good debate to be had about the extension of restrictions now. But it’s not an extension of lockdowns. Britain is not in a lockdown. 30 people can meet outside. You’re a provocative idiot, you’re profoundly stupid and nasty and people may be dead because of you. Go away

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    Jun 14

    I just saw Roger Daltrey trending, and immediately thought the worst. Unfortunately, I was right. He's appearing on GB News...

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