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Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says

Joined August 2009
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    Justin Verified account ‏@shitmydadsays 5 Dec 2011

    My dad explains why he thinks internet comments will end the world.http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/322261cd73/why-internet-commenters-will-eventually-end-the-world?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words …

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    1. Stephen Dawe ‏@thedawe 18 Jul 2012

      Retweeting because its true. @shitmydadsays My dad explains why he thinks internet comments will end the world. http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/32226  …

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    2. Favstar.fm 1000★'s ‏@favstar1000favs 15 Mar 2014

      @shitmydadsays Congrats on your 1000★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/143766915121291264 …

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    3. Lauren ‏@LaurenLove04 17 Feb 2014

      for real! 😭 RT @shitmydadsays: My dad explains why he thinks internet comments will end the world.http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/322261cd73/why-internet-commenters-will-eventually-end-the-world?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words …

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    4. THE MIGHTY WRITER ‏@DMaurno 11 Jun 2013

      @shitmydadsays So true. Is there anything more pansified than the anonymous internet hit?

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    5. Mnnū مَنّو ‏@munaalhilali 16 May 2013

      “@shitmydadsays: My dad explains why he thinks internet comments will end the world. http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/322261cd73/why-internet-commenters-will-eventually-end-the-world?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words …” so damn true!!!

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    6. Jade Eloise Norris ‏@jadenozzz 19 Nov 2012

      @shitmydadsays - AMAZING!: My dad explains why he thinks internet comments will end the world. http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/322261cd73/why-internet-commenters-will-eventually-end-the-world?playlist=featured_pictures_and_words … …

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    7. WanderinG Chapman ‏@WGChapman 19 Sep 2012

      @shitmydadsays Seems ur dad was right! Thanks to an idiot w/a utube acct the violence of the midE & NAfrica all became unified in purpose

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