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Patrick Dalton

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Jack of all trades, master of none In a parallel universe you may have heard of me. In it for the dopamine.

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    Patrick Dalton‏ @shitlondon 22 Oct 2021

    Tesco have the fake asparagus out this morningpic.twitter.com/QokEJGs81W

    2:39 am - 22 Oct 2021
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    541 replies . 2,496 retweets 18,614 likes
      1. Patrick Dalton‏ @shitlondon 22 Oct 2021

        The U.K fast becoming a real life version of this @Aiannucci sketchpic.twitter.com/aUDmyBN2Gb

        54 replies . 691 retweets 4,304 likes
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      1.  👣 🎷बैन डौन्नल्ली‏ @saxbend 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @shitlondon

        Because fewer people will try to take asparagus and destroy the illusion?

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      2. Cert  🇺🇦‏ @Certainium 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @shitlondon

        pic.twitter.com/G8LsyZZ87w

        1 reply . 0 retweets 48 likes
      3. Katie Martin‏Verified account @katie_martin_fx 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @Certainium @shitlondon

        lol what the hell is that kid doing???

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      2. Katie Martin‏Verified account @katie_martin_fx 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @shitlondon

        pic.twitter.com/bN2d40dT9E

        1 reply . 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. Claus Vistesen‏ @ClausVistesen 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @katie_martin_fx @shitlondon

        I thought you would have gone for this Katie ...pic.twitter.com/bSaldxF8rc

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      1. Lᴏʀᴅ CopOut26  🇺🇦‏ @LordofWentworth 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @shitlondon

        It is sometimes a bit woody

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      1. Paully‏ @paulio81s 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @shitlondon

        Turns out it’s much easier to find Brits who will pick that stuff for £30 per hour.

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      2. Citizen of the Outer London‏ @eveningrain2022 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @shitlondon @rozgab

        I think the aim is to reduce plastic waste perhaps, though they could just have it lose like many smaller non-brand shops.

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      3. Stef, probably  🤖‏ @StephanieJay_UK 22 Oct 2021
        Replying to @eveningrain2022 @shitlondon @rozgab

        Did you open the photo to see it full screen? There's no asparagus there 😢

        0 replies . 0 retweets 27 likes
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