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My cuz (actual cousin in this case) touches down for their debut London dates later this month
"JOYSUCK" an original standup and storytelling hour
Tues 24th - 28th Jan at .. i'll be there on 28th..
sohotheatre.com/shows/kiran-de
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Three words for parents on flights w/very small children: drug. your. baby. 💗
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Check out the new ep of #Hysteria: & chat with . Then & talk women’s magazines & the oddly named conservative mag Conservateur. Plus, #Sanipedi twitter.com/morninggloria/
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Thanks to for having me on today’s Lovett or Leave It episode with , , and ! I had so much fun ranting and giving pep talks!!! Listen: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dem
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TOMORROW: Don't miss out on the next #LovettOrLeaveIt live show with and guests , , , and !
See you : crooked.com/events/?utm_so
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Heidi Klum dresses up as a worm to flex that it takes hours + prosthetics to make her look ugly.
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Get a load of these cuties! So much talent on one show: & 🦚
#comedians #livecomedy #standupcomedy #atwatervillage
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New #Hysteria: and get into the latest abortion news and sit with to discuss her running for Arizona governor. Then, and senior producer join to discuss handling being yelled at. go.crooked.com/hysteria
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That’s a preliminary wrap on #advancedchemistryfilm 🎥✨ Grateful to share the romcom screen with these hilarious beauties❤️ (ignore the bloody pants, I was on my ‘Man Moon’). Can’t wait to show you what we cooked up!🧪✨
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Sometimes I speak to all the cells in my body like Im Justin Timberlake at a Madison Square Garden concert 'God bless you all for being here tonight!!! I love every single one of you!!!'
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I have a lot of empathy for insecure people but also please go handle that
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Man. This job is *really* interfering with my schedule.
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Teddy Ray and I bonded over dry skin. Such a hilarious comedian. RIP…or I should say, Ashes to Ashes.
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Its so hot that Im sleeping with a fan which blows my own farts back into my face and it feels...karmic.
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New #Hysteria: and discuss the Inflation Reduction Act, teacher shortages, abortion bans, and more. Then, and join to discuss parental approval of your decisions, from childhood to adulthood. go.crooked.com/hysteria
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We're a top event pic w/ this weekend- so Portland come join us 8pm TONIGHT! Tkts at door! 🎟👉🏽etix.com/ticket/p/49181
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Worst case, guess you can shoot your womb w/the concealed gun you have the right to carry and claim you were 'standing your ground'...?
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Never thought my country’s legal system would overturn a woman’s right to choose but make sure everyone in New York can walk around with guns. This is a sad time. May we rise and be more progressive than we ever thought possible in response.
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"Your boyfriend doesn't want to be with a comedian!? Well...that means he's a keeper." - A friend ✨😂✨
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My brand of dangerous is eating cream cheese without a lactaid pill.
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new #hysteria and I talk to of about this ongoing uniquely American nightmare then more real talk with and
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HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS FOR YOU: Don't let teens buy guns. Pass a federal background check requirement. Pass a federal red flag law. Close the Charleston loophole. Confirm an ATF director. Fund community violence intervention programs. Stop taking NRA money.
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Grief overwhelms the soul. Children slaughtered. Lives extinguished. Parents’ hearts wrenched. Incomprehensible. I offer prayer and condolence but know that it is grossly inadequate. We must find answers.
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Goddamn it why can't you people just leave us alone??? Like I don't care how much mayo you shove down yr throat while not washing your legs and watching reruns of Duck Dynasty. Like just f*** off with your sad lives and stay out of fabulous loving colorful lives.
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How many hugs the Supreme Court need so they can stop being a buncha dicks?
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Shocking that a court w/two accused harassers is trying to police women's bodies and by shocking, I mean expected.
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I don’t need to tweet anything else today but this ..
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THIS is the energy every single Democrat should be bringing to the fight to protect Roe.
End the filibuster. Codify Roe.
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The whole abortion ban on the eve of the Met Gala w/the backdrop of $6/gallon gas + inflation on groceries is very Hunger Game vibes
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People elected Democrats precisely so we could lead in perilous moments like these- to codify Roe, hold corruption accountable, & have a President who uses his legal authority to break through Congressional gridlock on items from student debt to climate.
It’s high time we do it.
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2 stand-up shows tonight. 2 incredible lineups tonight. And don't worry about a drink minimum because we don't have those!
🎟 Get tickets at westsidecomedy.com!
#losangeles #standup #livecomedy
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Any doctors here? #harlandwilliams
Harland is back in The Main Room this weekend!
Friday at 8 with @GlitterCheese +more!
Saturday at 7 with +more!
hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov
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heyLA 7:30pm tonight & more
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