shit_ben_says.txt

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  1. If a shrimp grows really, really, really big, does it become a lobster? I mean in terms of evolution.

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  2. Can turtles breathe underwater?

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  3. How do you spell putting? *types pudding into google*

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  4. "Aqua museum"

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  5. i tell myself i am human half circle every night

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  6. 0.5 ln(2x) = ln(x) - a UC Berkeley Math graduate

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  7. I got into grad school lol

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  8. I bet if you look through 7 billion people, there's probably one who can run a marathon holding their breath.

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  9. can this lucian be less fucking toxic you piece of trash go die in hell. If you ks me 1 more time I''m going to poi your ass

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  10. There's some chemicals going on here.

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  11. "zuchichini"

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  12. how do I fucking square a number in java

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  13. Wait, you're an American, right? You have a gun, don't you?

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  14. Does the [bald eagle] have hair on its head?

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  15. Is the eagle like America's mascot or something?

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  16. biever

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  17. Does Bill Clinton have a wife?

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  18. do you want to work for NASA so your code can actually kill someone?

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  19. See that? That's my dick.

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  20. If you get hired, can they fire you?

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