Shirley-Anne McMillan

@shirleyannemcm

//Those who find themselves ridiculous, sit down next to me.// Writer and things. Agent Every Sparrow Falling out now She/her

Northern Ireland
Joined December 2008

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    2 Dec 2020

    It is almost a year to the day since he released his 'Rascal' EP on Spotify. Needless to say he is really delighted with these end of year stats. Thank you so much to everyone who has supported him. Listen here:

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  2. 9 hours ago

    NEW: Arlene Foster stepping down as leader of the Democratic Unionist Party on the twenty-eighth of May and as First Minister of Northern Ireland at the end of June.

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  3. 11 hours ago

    Found the rest of my John Sessions letters. I thought they were gone for good. I can’t remember the significance of the A4 file paper. I was 15. 💜

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  4. 12 hours ago

    This Guardian article written 4 years ago, still remains the most important piece I've ever written as I open up about my brothers death from alcoholism I still miss him every day

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  5. 14 hours ago

    Ugh I cannot even. I'm off to my hidey hole to write things and if I hear another word about rich white authors losing their perceived entitlement to publish I swear I will zine my entire back catalogue and wallpaper their holiday homes with it.

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Hot take: the DUP have been uncomfortable with Arlene since she got in. I don't think they'll elect another woman.

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  7. Apr 27

    Anyway, that's it for now but I will be sure to update you all with the next instalment of The Many Instagram Accounts Of Thirsty YA Fan Javier-Bardem-Or-Am-I.

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  8. Apr 27

    Part 3: Dane starts to lose patience. Why don't I wanna respond? I should feel honoured. And I do, Dane, I do! I am simply considering my response. I have to act responsibly here. Who knows what state Javier will be in if I send him a sentence which is longer than two words.

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  9. Apr 27

    Part 2: Javier has been observing my love and I am chosen because of my nice words. I am flattered, obviously, but 'nice'? I didn't get into writing for this! More of the 'profound impact' stuff please.

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  10. Apr 27

    He got fed up in the end. After all, Javier Bardem is a huge film star. I mean he must have been thinking I'm freaking Javier Bardem, why am I writing my own DMs? So today I got this message from his very-definitely-real manager. It's in 3 parts: Part 1- Who the hell is José?

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  11. Apr 27

    So by the 3rd DM I'm starting to wonder who the fan is here. Cos Javier, hun, you've sent me 3 messages now and I only commented once on your Instagram. It's all getting a bit Kathy Bates in Misery tbh. But maybe he just likes YA writing from Northern Ireland? Can't blame him.

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  12. Apr 27

    Obviously I ignored it, it's not THEE real Javier, right? But what about this, another message which came a few days later. Way more convincing! A simple thank you for my comment. Awk that's nice, isn't it? But no need to create another account just to thank me Javier!

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  13. Apr 27

    Wow, a message from Javier! And he *swears* that it's really him! And he'd like to invite me to his next, um, concert....

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  14. Apr 27

    That's the only time I've ever commented on his Instagram, as far as I can remember. I mean I'm only human, we've all sent Javier Bardem messages that our memory immediately redacts, ammarite? Anyway. A few days later I get this in my DMs:

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  15. Apr 27

    I follow Javier Bardem on Instagram. Not only is he great talent, famous for being a nice looking man who plays frightening characters with interesting hair, he is also a climate activist. All the things, basically. This is my response to a post he made about climate change.

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  16. Apr 27

    This is the story of how Javier Bardem is stalking me on Instagram. It is very definitely the real Javier Bardem*, and he is very persistent. So anyway... A Thread. *It isn't. Don't sue me.

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  17. Apr 27

    ‘all my life, I’ve been climbing up to little windows—opening them—and saying the one thing I can say: thank you.’ Pádraig Ó Tuama

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  18. Apr 27

    📯 Highly exciting news! 🥁 We're thrilled and kind of amazed to be able to announce that the audiobook of THE BEST MEDICINE by Christine Hamill will be read by ... ... none other than ... HARRY HILL!!!

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  19. Apr 27

    I had a vegan pizza from Asda and really loved it - it was definitely one of the best vegan pizzas I've ever had. I looked it up and it has tons of one star reviews calling it terrible... Next time someone sends me a negative review, I shall remember this 😅

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  20. Apr 27

    I'm doing some planning today for this fab event next week. If you haven't booked a ticket but are interested in horror, folk horror, the weird, rpgs, rpg cultures and game design - then please consider coming along. The panellist lineup is awesome!

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  21. Apr 27
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