Sarah Heyward

@shinyunicorn

I was supposed to be a child star (instead I collect stickers and write for )

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Jan 2014

    If I don't receive a heart-shaped pizza before I die, I'll die.

    46 retweets 124 likes
  2. Aug 15

    Sometimes late at night I'm haunted by the memory of Camille Grammer visiting Kelsey backstage on Broadway that one time.

    10 retweets 42 likes
  3. Jul 6

    I hope there's a heaven just so Alexander Hamilton is fucking psyched right now.

    10 retweets 44 likes
  4. Jun 3

    The Eagerly Anticipated Documentary "The Witness" Opens Theatrically Today -

    1 retweet 1 like
  5. Apr 28

    How many of my new neighbors have to be exceedingly friendly and gracious to me before it's official they're trying to "Rosemary's Baby" me?

    6 retweets 29 likes
  6. Apr 21

    The FBI can't break into an iPhone but every character on "The Catch" can.

    4 retweets 26 likes
  7. Apr 6

    I talked to Girls writer about why Kitty Genovese's story still haunts the New York single girl

    13 retweets 43 likes
  8. Feb 26

    Weirdest part of watching Steve on "Fuller House" is hearing how Aladdin would sound at 40.

    21 retweets 85 likes
  9. Feb 6

    I'll never be the right combination of dramatic and chill required to throw my phone into a body of water.

    11 retweets 43 likes
  10. Feb 1

    Today on a fresh we welcome back and to gab all about Ep 605 with us!

    12 retweets 195 likes
  11. 9 Dec 2015

    Today on a fresh , joins 1/2 of us for a SPOILER-FILLED discussion and some emails too!

    2 retweets 83 likes
  12. 26 Nov 2015

    I would happily die for her and I just realized that my dog probably doesn't even know my name.

    17 retweets 52 likes
  13. 30 Sep 2015

    Today on we welcome back our dear friend to gab for almost 3 hours about Ep 508!

    2 retweets 73 likes
  14. 26 May 2015

    A coworker casually said he might bring me some crazy Doritos from Japan and I can't let myself think about it too much or I won't sleep.

    6 retweets 48 likes
  15. 14 Apr 2015

    I feel like a lot of these self-proclaimed "active" driveways are kidding themselves.

    1 retweet 11 likes
  16. 26 Mar 2015

    I feel most loved when my coworkers and friends remember my dog's middle name.

    3 retweets 32 likes
  17. 23 Mar 2015

    Today on we welcome to gab all about Ep 309 with us!

    3 retweets 34 likes
  18. Sarah Heyward followed , , and 15 others
    • icecubetray
      @icecubetray

      I am Ice Cube's grandson

    • Rachel Pologe
      @RachelPologe

      It's like apology without the A, but please don't tell me you apologize for mispronouncing my name.

  19. 13 Mar 2015

    "Did you have a meeting today or something?" -now a standard greeting from my friends if I'm in anything but sweatpants

    14 retweets 63 likes
  20. 12 Mar 2015

    With mindful practice, any stress can be eliminated by taking three deep breaths of marijuana.

    8 retweets 38 likes
  21. 11 Mar 2015

    Just another weekday afternoon spent crying at "Switched at Birth" like any normal 30-year old.

    2 retweets 35 likes

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