second year pt. 2: what's wrong you seem down
me: yeah it's cuz I'm worrying over whether to tell you or not
him: tell me what
me: that I love you
him: oh
him: I'm allergic to girls. let's just be friends. also don't come near me ever again.
me:
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white guy on the plane ride back from China: oh hey you speak Mandarin too? can I practice with you? me: oh sure *friendly bilingual chat ensues for 6 h* him: ...yeah, if only my wife hadn't died. me: oh. me: *regrets giving him my wechat*
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me: *says hi to this Chinese dude I've met only once before in our lab cuz we're both shopping at the Asian supermarket this weekend* my mom: omg you're dating me: mom, I literally don't even know his name my mom: omg you're going to start dating me:
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cont. my mom: I made extra dumplings go seduce him with food me: *does my best to play it cool while offering dumplings* him: oh thanks, my wife & two kids are gonna love this. me: ... me: actually these are for all my friends
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my mom: daughter-ah, look how hard your moms been working, I found a boy for you & his father used to like me & he was pretty handsome, ngl me:
mom: shush we can invite him over for dinner, tell him to bring his friends too
me: ok
him: hi I brought my girlfriend
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my mom: your son who got married already at age 21 my mom: your son who just got divorced at 26 your son who still contacts his ex-wife & lends her $ bc he took her from the mainland & stranded her here without a job - that son? friend: yes. me:
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friend: he totally doesn't know I'm doing this lol friend: they should just meet & get to know each other naturally, you know? I'm sure it'll work out when do you want the date to be?? hello?? anyone there?? me: ... me: what a waste of a good selca
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that's all for now, I'll update this if I remember some more... or if my mom strikes out again with one of her crazy ideas... yeah... hope y'all enjoyed
peace out
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omg do you love me back
him: no
me: ....
him: your hair & makeup look nice tho
me: oh thanks, I did it just for you
my mom: wait