Alan H

#MenAreResponsibleFor All the bad things in the World. Literally.* * According to women.

As where I was brought up children were given a glass (or two) of cider at special occasions/parties when the adults had beer or wine (the cider was often stronger than the beer). #WhyIDrankBefore21

#ThereShouldBeALaw to prevent police, politicians and social services from covering up abuse.

Better hope that @LozzaFox doesn’t live anywhere near that QC with a hatred of foxes. #WeRunWithTheFOX

Winter at last! Might keep the snowflakes indoors? #freezing

#kissagingerday - presumably not Prince Harry by any member of the Royal Family?

If a country run by people who describe themselves as “men of God” cannot tell the truth from the start about shooting down a civilian aircraft, why should anyone believe anything that they say? Never trust a theocracy. #IranPlaneCrash

#ScienceHasFailedToAnswer How Donald Trump’s hair came to be as it is, and how it remains so.

#IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd wished I hadn’t bothered. Just more of the same - same 5h1t on media, just different decade.

Can’t understand why #CorbynIsAWankerDay is trending.....

Quite simple really- Cyprus depends on tourism, a good portion of which is from the U.K. If we boycott them It hits them where it hurts most. There are other warm destinations where they take rape seriously. We as a nation should stand up for the victim. #BoycottCyprus

Do all the “pro VAR” tweets lead back to Mike Riley and his mates at PGMOL?

So you turn up on my doorstep and want to talk about Love, Peace and Faith? You do know that my previous job was killing people? #HowIGetPeopleAwayFromMe

Swinson wanted to unilaterally withdraw Article 50 if she got power. Without any further vote by anyone. She is so fundamentally anti-democratic that she should not be allowed anywhere near any democratic process for this country. At all. #NoPlaceForSwinsoninHoL

Corbyn blinking like mad under questioning from Andrew Neil about anti-semitism in the Labour Party. I recall being taught on an interviewing course that this was often a sign of unease or discomfort with the questions or of being economical with the truth. #andrewneilinterviews

Corbyn has his Christmas wish every year anyway - Santa is always depicted wearing mainly Soviet Red, his favourite colour. #CorbynChristmasWishes

#IWishTheyStillMade Politicians with a sense of honour. Or even just sense.

Complained of multiple symptoms over 5 years after car accident. Told nothing wrong by all except physio who said prolapsed disc - overruled by http://consultant.Got  second opinion from specialist who at once spotted problem - 2 discs disintegrated. #PatientsAreNotFaking