Sheldon Gilbert

@sheldongilbert

family | faith | freedom | milk goes in the bowl before the cereal | disclaimer: any similarity between my tweets and my real views is purely coincidental

Washington, DC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    11. lip 2019.

    "Don't swing at nonsense!" is the most awesome advice one of our daughter's teammates screamed while our daughter was at bat in nail-biter overtime inning of championship game. "Don't swing at nonsense" might be my new life mantra, and is excellent advice.

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    29. sij

    Julia Stiles as the school newspaper’s cyberpunk editor-in-chief on a 1994 episode of ‘Ghostwriter.’ I will never get tired of this clip.

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    The Kansas City Chiefs. For so long, the NFL's chumps. Now, finally, the champs. Unbelievable.

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    prije 12 sati

    Sir, I’m shocked this generation still knows who I am.

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    Strange things are afoot during this year’s Super Bowl…🎸⚡️

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    They came in peace. They left with groceries.

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  7. "Can I get a Dr Pepper?" "No sorry we don't carry that." "Can I get a Coke?" "Sorry we only have Pepsi products" "Gotcha, then I'll take a Diet Existential Despair, thanks"

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  8. I am reminded of how upset my wife was when I slept through the Hamilton musical on Broadway after she went through hell and back to get (obscenely expensive) tickets. It wasn't even a good nap, the actors kept making so. much. noise.

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    Review: Walmart uses a mashup of every classic science fiction movie to show its pick up service is the future. I can't believe I'm saying this but 8/10 shop at Walmart.

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    whatever Jeep paid Bill Murray for this, it was worth it

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    My 14 year old son, who exclusively watches YouTube videos of other people playing video games, didn't know how to turn the television on to watch the Super Bowl

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    For the first time in over 900 years—since November 11, 1111, to be precise—we have a in all date formats. Cherish 02/02/2020, because the next such palindromic date will be March 3, 3030!

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  13. Yes but have they tried spaghetti with ketchup?

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    Me: My first R-rated movie was Terminator 2 9-year-old: Why not Terminator 1? Me: It wasn’t up 9: Why didn’t you watch it on Netflix? Me: Not invented yet 9: You couldve used Amazon Prime Me: Didn’t exist either 9: Did you have TV? Or was that just for rich people & kings?

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  15. The guy on the seat behind me has a t-shirt that says, Distance Raptor / Time Raptor = Velociraptor ... And now I want to sit next to him.

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    2. velj
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    WEIRD HOW THEY GOT OLD AND I DIDN’T, I shout desperately

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    Me: wow that celebrity got old. Also me: wow I'm the same age as that celebrity.

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  18. 2. velj

    As a 3L, I drafted the moot court problem (on Religion Clauses and military chaplaincy) for a national competition where Judge Sutton judged the championship round. I was delighted when he called my problem "deliciously difficult." He really enjoyed how hard it was.

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  19. 2. velj

    Check out this tribute to John Rock, who was admitted to the US Supreme Court Bar 1865, making history as the first black member of the bar. This essay is written by --a great friend and historian.

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  21. 1. velj

    "Red-shouldered hawk at Huntley Meadows" by Ralph Johnson

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