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stand up comedian, former toy maker, used to be married to a pastor, faints alot, all this is sadly true. i answer DM's on venmo @shelbcopp

Chicago, IL
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    shelby belby‏ @shelbytheclown 12 Jul 2020

    The new Disney World fastpass just sends you straight to the ICU

    5:55 AM - 12 Jul 2020
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      1. shelby belby‏ @shelbytheclown 12 Jul 2020

        if you think this is funny, you should follow these funny BIPOC comedian friends 🙃 and that’s the plug ♥️ @princessbozo @ElaniKitten @AnnamLaughs

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      2. Hector Ochoa‏ @TheRatchetRN 12 Jul 2020
        Replying to @tgracchvs @shelbytheclown @JesseDoctor

        Buy 2 fastpasses get one free casket

        3 replies 9 retweets 221 likes
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      1. William Fitz-Henry‏ @WilliamFitzHen2 12 Jul 2020
        Replying to @shelbytheclown

        My brother was in the ICU years ago; real stressful for everyone! I picked up the phone to speak to the nurse, and she said ICU. I couldn't help myself. I said, no you don't! She got a good chuckle!

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      1. cruel tea squad‏ @turbulentarch 12 Jul 2020
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        disney recently upgraded one of their rides & this is what you get access to on the ultra premium fastpasspic.twitter.com/Wagz07R3Ui

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      2. HornRimmer‏ @HornRimmer 12 Jul 2020
        Replying to @shelbytheclown

        Wonder if Disney is emotionally and financially ready for covid lawsuits!!https://hornrimmer.com/2020/07/11/disney-world-clarifies-that-while-they-have-physically-opened-they-are-still-emotionally-closed/ …

        7 replies 9 retweets 85 likes
      3. Mariam Watt‏ @MariamWatt 12 Jul 2020
        Replying to @HornRimmer @shelbytheclown

        Everyone has to sign a waiver that they aren't allow to sue for covid related illness and injury.

        4 replies 2 retweets 111 likes
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      1. FinFixation‏ @FinFixation 12 Jul 2020
        Replying to @shelbytheclown @michelleeclair

        At least you save money as ICU accommodations are cheaper.

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      1. Steven Mallon‏ @TweetNevets 12 Jul 2020
        Replying to @shelbytheclown

        Actually, because it’s Disney, they’d send you to the MCU.

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