Stewart

@sheeplessnomad

I am a nomad, but I have no sheep.

New York City
Joined August 2011

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  1. Apr 24

    Please help! How do I talk to a human without knowing my ID number on your phone system? Currently hitch hiking in NYC...

  2. Apr 24

    I'm stuck in an endless loop on the phone system trying to reach someone , to replace my stolen card. How do I talk to a human??

  3. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    I RECORDED PEOPLE RUNNING BECAUSE OF THE RAIN BUT THIS KID WAS JUST STANDING THERE SO I ENDED UP WITH THIS GEM

  4. Apr 11
  5. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Clean. 👏🏻 Coal. 👏🏻 Doesn't. 👏🏻 Exist. 👏🏻 💀

  6. Retweeted
    Mar 6

    Obamacare/ GOP Obamacare replacement

  7. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Imagine how much money this country could save if your wife could stand living with you?

  8. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    Now we know is a Junior Mints fan!

  9. Retweeted
    Feb 2

    is down AND Donald Trump is still president. just fyi

  10. Retweeted
    Jan 14
    Replying to

    while you tweet, insult ppl & stiff contractors, has committed his life to making America more equal for all.

  11. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    ATTENTION: We are offering up to $1-million for exclusive rights to the FSB tapes of Donald Trump's

  12. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    This is why is trending right now

    Report Shows Trump/Russia Ties
    And it's bad.
  13. 14 Nov 2016

    Terminate Mayor and Nonprofit Director for Calling Michelle Obama an "Ape in Heels"

  14. Retweeted
    8 Sep 2016
  15. 8 Sep 2016
  16. 3 Aug 2016
  17. 30 Jun 2016
  18. Retweeted
    29 Jun 2016

    The dates for 2017 have been announced! It starts on Jan 1st and runs until December 31st.

  19. Retweeted
    29 Jun 2016

    because every straight child worries about being rejected by family and friends for being heterosexual

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