i made a date for tonight in a busy part of town, completely forgetting it was saint patrick's day. was this a mistake
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*uses finger to readjust glasses in annoyance* volcel twitter, thankyouverymuch
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suuuuuuuure
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Actually, as a leftist you should understand the economic motivations which would drive a man to forfeit sex to(1/57)
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on the contrary: sex is free fun for poor people
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also: lol
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*long diatribe on how male-centric this perspective is by comparing what men and women spend on contraceptives*
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PROTIP: it costs nothing to rest your balls on top of a running microwave for five minutes every day
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*as I conspiciously readjust the Magnum in my back pocket* Some of us need a macrowave, this is typical mind fallacy.
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