there is a "nerd from American Splendor" thing about him...if not a plant perfect confluence
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Replying to @faceplant10
maybe he's doing that thing where if he cranks the dork factor up to 11 it wraps around to cool again
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Replying to @sheckyyoungman
we'll know if this has all gone to his head if he endorses publicly.
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Replying to @faceplant10
ken bone calling a press conference right before the meteor hits would be a perfect ending to this awful rejected pynchon novel
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Replying to @sheckyyoungman
I might not reject it at all with that happy and merciful ending
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Replying to @faceplant10
it would almost atone for ridiculous and fanciful character names like 'reince priebus' and 'debbie wasserman schultz'
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Replying to @sheckyyoungman
I've honestly literally lost track of how many times reality has lapped satire
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Replying to @faceplant10
if we're living in a simulation then i demand to get laid more often
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Replying to @sheckyyoungman
if we are living in a simulation my money is on Ken Bone being the one writing the code.
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Replying to @faceplant10
only one person can stop him... the javert to his valjean... the negaduck to his darkwing duck
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i speak, of course, of his incel twin brother... ...kent bone. folks,
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