Shawn Elestren

@shawnelestren

Writer. Filmmaker. Detective. Genius. Hardcore Bastard.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2019.

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  1. prije 16 sati

    So, who thinks I look better with the Jason Statham aesthetic?

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  2. 2. velj

    I think I know who used this dryer last.

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  3. 2. velj

    Today's date is a palindrome.

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  4. 31. sij

    Attention all males of Planet Earth: Half a can of Lynx Africa is not "a shower". That is all.

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  5. 31. sij

    The eccentric one who knew everything about everything and was THE source of movie news in the days before the internet. No bullies at my school at all. Was off very sick much of the time too.

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  6. 29. sij

    I seriously think that "Desenchantee" might have been replaced with Koda's "The Last Stand" as my favorite song. It's a close race, but Mylene Farmer may no longer be No. 1.

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  7. 26. sij
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  8. 26. sij

    Stop press!!! to break all rules and set new levels of stunning and brave diversity next week by featuring non-homosexual characters shoehorned into a plot in a not jarring and irrelevant way.

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  9. 25. sij

    Found this on a wall at work.

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  10. 25. sij

    Adam Driver creeps me out. He has enough skin on his utterly gigantic fucking face to make two regular sized faces. Looking at him frightens me.

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  11. 24. sij
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  12. 24. sij
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    Turn your into a blood red horror binge 🦇 RT & Follow for a chance to the BLOOD HUNGER: THE FILMS OF JOSÉ LARRAZ box set on Blu-ray. Competition ends tomorrow at midday GMT.

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    20. sij

    I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with everyone. She handed out ice cream to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 15 years later I still think about it

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  15. 19. sij

    Bono looks way older than 59.

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  16. 13. sij

    Feminists not having children is a non-problem. They are just taking their stupid DNA out of the gene pool.

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    WE'RE GOING FOR BLOODY, BUT DELICIOUS RATHER THAN DISGUSTING

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  18. 12. sij

    Hey , how about a plot where two seemingly unrelated incidents occur only for the doctors to figure out that they are actually connected when one patient recognises the other through the glass partition, maybe via a rack-focus. This will be totally original.

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  19. 12. sij
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  20. 12. sij

    I encountered this creep a few times, one time I saw him smoking crack in a filthy alley. Hollywood BLVD is an absolute shithole and this "dirty superheroes" make it even worse. The city needs to clean this place up.

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