I smacked him in his face with an eraser, Chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!)
@TimbrookDillon Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!"
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@shawberrymunch Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do -
@TimbrookDillon I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
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