Shaun KingVerified account

Shaun! What do you mean? You don't also decorate with a perfect blend of exquisite luxury pieces and items for the forest? Are you suggesting there are more pressing things we should be discussing this Thanksgiving? No way...America is thriving and is great again!

She’s no #MarthaStewart!

Looks like a Hobby Lobby got knocked up by a giant clam, and this is the afterbirth.

She probably paid some con artist $100s for that dreck

It's called rich, entitled ppl problems. That whole family makes me sick

really? I think most of us are too stressed out about having to sit next to Racist Drunk Uncle Monty and trying to come up with a different way to explain that you're not gay you just don't want kids to worry about table decore.

We usually just cover it with food, but ok.

At first I thought it was a monster from the book Mist

Damn straight, that is one hairy-butt-ugly centerpiece.

This Thanksgiving, why not serve Swamp Thing?

It might be a parody, I always wondered what happened to all the unsold stuff when Woolworths closed

Something tells me the next thing for her is lifestylist like Goop and co. The giant clam is a nope.

I love attacking a persons decor choices. It makes me feel more manly.