First of all fam...you out here looking like a can of shoe polish.pic.twitter.com/Zm0G439xts
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Alllsssoo....didn't move to fucking
Russia


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*didnt he
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Is this a promo for his new film Dye Hard?
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Whenever there is racial tension, I always think "Where is an obese, ultrawhite, fake Martial Artist, w/ sprayed on hair when you need him"
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Has Seagal started drawing on his glasses to go with his hair, beard, and eyebrows ?
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Do we care what Steven Seagal thinks?
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;) Here's the one thing he IS good at while he bags on others:pic.twitter.com/AVUDvUXwnT
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His hair and arguments may be weak, but his carrot chompin' game is strong.
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He looks like he should be wearing a leather duster and have a robotic arm.
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I don't even know what this means but I love it.
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Meaning he looks like a late '90s cyberpunk villain. I feel an eyepatch would complete the look. ;)
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Holding people hostage? Because we are all forced to watch football in a Clockwork Orange type rig? Wtf is he talking about?
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