straight out of Idiocracy. I don't know much more of this I can handle.
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I truly can't handle much more either!
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Pre-school is now available at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

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Yes sir, a big island with 3.5million AMERICAN CITIZENS! Send the Navy w/supplies-food,water,generators!Our fellow AMERICANS NEED HELP!!!

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OMG!! We do have a Navy and the coastguard!!

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"...and I mean there's sharks. We can't let the sharks come on land and become land sharks. No one wants that. Believe me."
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OMG!!! Just spit out my cocktail. Dirty Martini with three olives!!!




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Chris, you just made my week!!! I'm crying



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No worries. Every time that clown opens his mouth I end up wasting good alcohol

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Hundred bucks says he couldn't point to PR on a map.
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