All the cool kids yell "I got hacked!" as soon as they get caught with their Anthony Weiner hanging out
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He's totes into porn.

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You are giving him way too much credit; it's hard to imagine Ted Cruz making a choice as smart as enabling two-factor authentication.
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i believe his tonsil stone is his main culpritpic.twitter.com/MTHK2WWLvJ
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It was Heidi, I tell ya. She needed something to rev her engine, Ted just doesn't do it




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Either that or he's stuffing a crunchy sock under his mattress and deleting his browser history on the home computer.
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The guy who tried to outlaw dildos lol. This is ripe.
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My bet is on the devil
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One factor is his rand hand, the 2nd factor is his pants. Blame the staff in his pants.
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No wonder his little girl didn't want to kiss him.
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As much of a blow hard as he is. Yes Cruz would destroy you in a debate.
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You sure he even knows what that is?
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that's odd, I assumed he was negotiating who would lead his presidential campaign.
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If only his side didn't spend so much time saying the others are wrong re: Russian hackers. Solution: "Russians Hack Tuggin' Ted's Twitter!"
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