So what happens in an emergency? You just stand there and hang on for dear life?!
If I could fly from NY to LA for $15, I'd ride like this.https://twitter.com/yahoo/status/880809428689326080 …
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I mean, if your plane goes down, it's not like the seat belts actually help.
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Except when it will. You know that was the exact argument for why modern cars shouldn't have seat belts. Until AI drives, I'll buckle up.
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Except cars don't fall thousands of feet when there's an issue.
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As a flight attendant, can go ahead and say this might possibly be one of the worst ideas, ever, and no you wouldn't be able to do this...
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That's basically what the seats are like NOW.
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This might actually be more comfy
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With the exception of European airlines.
@lufthansa's seats give me life AND legroom.
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But will there be pay toilets?
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Elderly, disabled, babies, toddlers, pregnant women...no.
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I'm not thinking this is gonna work. Fam why you step on my shoes. What about babies???
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For an extra fee, you can also get a personalized beating too!
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I stand up too! Get me a book and enjoy the ride
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One word: turbulence
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And if there's turbulence?
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