You better help me put together this Slögungressenfläp. About to kill someone
Bumped into @jeremyscahill at IKEA. This is where we hide our secrets about the world. 
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Haha! Man, I've learned my lesson. I spend the money I save on the furniture on paying someone to assemble it.
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Red Hook IKEA or bust.
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So many drawers and cupboards to hide them in!
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Ya know there are better cabinets there than in the white house
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I was once stranded in a crowded club elevator in Miami, behind Gabrielle Union. This is kinda the same.
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I bumped into Kirsten Dunst at IKEA. She made fun of me for something I was looking at. I asked her when she was going to work again...
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Is Jeremy lost in IKEA? Where's today's podcast? I can't live without it!!!
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Do you have to build them yourself?
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The WH has plenty of tools if you need them
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