Joe Biden is the keeper of the status quo that threads the political timeline together and keeps the continuum constant
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And Trump is Bif Tannen with Gray’s Sports Almanac.
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so true! Biden is the creepy, drunk uncle we all try to avoid at family gatherings. honestly, he is a weak candidate who loves big money and will hand trump the presidency. didn't we learn this already? 2016? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?pic.twitter.com/4q4Xp3Bzpp
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I’m fine with it.
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Thank goodness for 3 too cause that Obama era nostalgia had folks lil dazed and confused for a minute
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Wow Talcum X, you got a chuckle out of me with that one.
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If Joe gets the nomination for
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It's almost like he and the DNC have talked and they're banking on trump hatred among solid dems so hard that they're having Joe say outlandish shit to attempt to convert would-be Trump voters. Weird.
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I was leaning towards Biden until he started campaigning. Dude has to be trying 'not' to win.
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This is Biden at his best
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Oh, snap.
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Ha. True story.
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Taxes are clearly not relevant for some though!
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when schmoozing is not enough. The twilight approaches.
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There's "When you drop something, it falls," but that's about it. Pooping. I guess that's consistent. I know it is. There's a children's book out there somewhere that says it is. But you could set an atomic clock by Biden tanking. It takes him exactly till he opens his mouth.

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Don't know which one is worse!
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Rewriting this to Survival Growth Death Prisoners pay no taxes
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