I’m not kidding. I damn near laughed until I cried. I never saw this one coming. What a fucking egotistical idiot. He’s literally now claiming that he called Tim Cook by the name Tim Apple on purpose to save time. Oh shit. The man is deranged.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464 …
-
-
-
nono, kevin is smarter than this
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
cook: one syllable, 4 letters apple: two syllables, 5 letters apple is longer than cook both in letter-count and phonetically :)
-
You're using
#fakemath ;-)
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Why not save even more time and call him Tipple?
-
Cause he’d eventually slip and say nipple and then we’d really have an issuepic.twitter.com/joKnl7umHv
- End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Apple has more syllables than Cook. We're doomed.
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
And when I say “no/collusion “ it’s really shorthand for “no way there wasn’t collusion” Signed
@realDonaldTrumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
How are we gonna explain this to our children? (Assuming we all survive long enough to HAVE children)
-
I guess the same way they explained thinks like the genocide of Rwanda , 9/11, the Rodney king riots... as something very dire and sad and not to be repeated
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Just own the mistake! So he botched his last name...it can happen. The man lies just to cover a mistake b/c he’s too prideful to admit he simply got it wrong. He is so ridiculous.
-
I don’t think he physically can. He spent so much time having his father bail him out, he doesn’t know what responsibility is.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Will he use all the time he's saving to do actual presidenting, or just more golfing?
-
I don’t want this guy anywhere NEAR doing “actual presidenting”. Keep him distracted with golf. Please.
- End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Hahaha! I actually read this tweet earlier and passed it thinking it was the Trump parody account I follow
- 1 more reply
New conversation -
-
-
Shortening his already limited range of vocabulary in order to save time... What's next? Blinking once for 'yes' and twice for 'maybe'?
#GenieUndWahnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.