Shaun KingVerified account

Did he start swinging before or after his fingers were cut off. #KhashoggiMurder

Which means they found body parts.

Jeff Flake will be so relieved.

Oh, yeah, I've heard this one. "He fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets."

Hmmmm, I’ve never heard of someone bringing a bone saw to a fist fight.

They may just as well say it was Marvin Martian using his space modulator. What a load of shit.

Yeah! Who hasn't been involved in a fist fight with 19 people on one side armed with a chainsaw?

Because fistfights so commonly end in dismemberment

Fist fight. So...where does the bone saw come in? I mean, shit is off the hook these days, but still.

Was Edward Scissorhands there?!

Because any pudgy reporter gets into a fistfight with 14 special services guys and their forensic pathologist.

Yes, it is ridiculous, but this will give the intelligentsia on both the right wing and the center the plausibility they need to continue on making money from a violent oppressor- and who the fuck cares about Yemen, right? Iran....or something.....