Matt Sharkey

@sharkey_matt

My name is Chappie Johnson and I can't open this damn pickle jar!

London, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2013.

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  1. 3. velj

    That one marketing intern at Planters pitching a way to revitalize peanut sales

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  2. 27. sij

    I think owes a Skate 4 release date as a reward for his Grammy win

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    23. sij
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  4. 22. sij

    You’re telling me Give You Up by Dido isn’t on Norman Fucking Rockwell?

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  5. 23. pro 2019.

    Hallmark cards for dads be like “It’s just not Christmas until you and I are sitting beside the tree🌲🎅🏼, watching some football🏈, drinking a beer🍺, grilling🍔🌭, mowing the lawn🚜, doing construction work🏗👷🏼‍♂️, injecting straight testosterone into our veins😤👊🏼💉

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  6. 21. pro 2019.

    Others- Best Standalone: Rogue One Best Harrison Ford Impression: Solo Most Mercifully Short: The Clone Wars

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  7. 21. pro 2019.

    Sequels- Most Inventive Story: The Last Jedi Best Fan Service: Rise of the Skywalker Best Dialogue + Exposition: The Force Awakens

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  8. 21. pro 2019.

    Originals- Best Character Development/Design: A New Hope Best Practical Effects: Return of the Jedi Best Overall: Empire Strikes Back

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  9. 21. pro 2019.

    For those of you who asked (no one), here’s a superlative for every Star Wars movie, starting with... Prequels- Best Action: Revenge of the Sith Most Innovative Tech: Attack of the Clones Most Underrated: The Phantom Menace

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  10. 9. pro 2019.

    Automatic pool vacs are just Water Type Roombas

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  11. 4. pro 2019.
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    3. pro 2019.
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  13. 3. pro 2019.

    Wanted to adapt Stationary Bike by but it looks like it’s already been done

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  14. 30. stu 2019.

    I can’t believe they made a whole series out of the “All Ghillied Up” mission from COD 4 but I’m really enjoying Chernobyl so far

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  15. 19. stu 2019.

    Batman v Superman (2016)

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    You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at and you can see that statement is not true.

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  17. 14. stu 2019.
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  18. 8. stu 2019.

    No Wes Craven + No Kevin Williamson = no watch* *probably watch but not be happy about it

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  19. 6. stu 2019.

    Can’t wait until Christopher Reeve’s Superman is fighting Heath Ledger’s Joker in space for the third DCEU reboot

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  20. 6. stu 2019.

    This sounds very cool and fine *laughs nervously*

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