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Kevin Mcallister is my spirit animal.
20 retweets 80 favoritesMy Walken appreciation jokes aside, doing this shit live is amazing and hard and kudos to all. #peterpanlive
I think I speak for every lady everywhere when we say we hope no 25 year old Lost Boy ever asks for us to be their mother again.
60 retweets 222 favoritesSo cool that Captain Hook got a Lisa Frank themed bar mitzvah so late in life!
11 retweets 55 favoritesHES DOING SOFTSHOE!!!!!
17 retweets 132 favoritesLoving Peter Pan live and also cool that Captains Hook is appropriate to bring aboard an airplane.
18 retweets 128 favoritesMy dad is whistling the theme from "TOO MANY COOKS" while he cooks. My job here is done.
23 retweets 128 favoritesAround the holidays I still love to cozy up w a cup of eggnog, rock back and forth & sing the Old Navy Performance Fleece song to myself.
23 retweets 82 favoritesBabies are literally the dumbest people on the planet. (Don't worry they can't read this).
110 retweets 240 favoritesThis is me "spicing up this post" for Shannon Woodward. VERY suspicious box of magic tricks.… http://instagram.com/p/wEwmJQNLT7/ pic.twitter.com/odDqegLAQZ
10 retweets 18 favoritesfact: when kittens give you the sneering side eye, what they're thinking is: "imma tweet ur secrets."
45 retweets 113 favoritesWhen the world's scientists are using the term "uninhabitable," it would seem logical to pay attention. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/12/01/world/climate-talks.html?_r=0&referrer= …
1,281 retweets 1,317 favoritesShout out to all of those who risked their lives for a discounted iTunes gift card today.
63 retweets 162 favoritesOooookay...
299 retweets 939 favoritesReally excited to get an update on the recent habits/patterns of my mother's cats this holiday season.
24 retweets 99 favorites"A riot is the language of the unheard." - Martin Luther King Jr.
2,402 retweets 1,945 favorites#TRAFFICALERT: 10 Freeway from La Brea backed up for miles after #Ferguson protesters walk onto freeway pic.twitter.com/RQZrpATL3L
EATING WEEK IS HERE!
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