shanley

@shanley

TURN THEE BENVOLIO AND LOOK UPON THY DEATH. ADULTS 21+ ONLY writer+cultural critic. founder and editor (RIP.) writing a book about tech. 🌈

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Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Dec 2017

    each of you can pre-order my book to be unblocked

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  2. 19 hours ago

    spring came early today

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  3. 20 hours ago

    i think i'm almost ready to go back to watching true detective tho

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  4. 20 hours ago

    from ancient grudge NEW MUTINY

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  5. 21 hours ago

    i hate when men cry like come the fuck on can we please have some toxic masculinity and like stoic suffering but i also think i could watch leonardo dicaprio cry foreverrrrrrrr and that's why i'm

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  6. 21 hours ago

    i literally hate the government I DEFY YOU STARS

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  7. 21 hours ago

    twofaced fuckin bastards

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  8. 21 hours ago

    the good news is my taxes are basically done but the bad news is that the government is stealing from me again

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  9. 24 hours ago

    see what i was gonna do was [finish my book] but instead i [got fuckin high got buzzed up af on green tea and meditation and chilled half naked outside in the beautiful weather] so that's what i'm doing today everything else [has been cancelled]

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  10. Mar 2

    change (in the house of flies)

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  11. Mar 2

    ALL FUCKING TOGETHER JUST AS IT WAS IN LIFE

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  12. Mar 2

    YOU IN YOUR GRAVE AND ME IN MINE AND NEVER MAY OUR WORMS COMBINE

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  13. Mar 2

    roses are red violets are blue i hope they put my headstone far away from you

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  14. Mar 2

    someday we're all gonna be dead together lol

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  15. Mar 2

    do you ever think about death? please share your brief comments in the box below

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    friendship *IS* romance pass it onnnnnnnn

    FRIENDSHIP BETTER THAN ROMANCE PASS IT ON
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  17. Mar 2

    i hate how like if you sell people something in advance they expect you to eventually ship it to them like what the actual fuck this is biphobia

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  18. Mar 2

    THIS TWITTER FEED IS NOT ABOUT YOU

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  19. Mar 2

    but then i look in the mirror and its like wow no, being pretty is definitely the heaviest of many crosses fuck put on the fuckin mascara go out to kill again

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  20. Mar 2

    NO ITS BEING THIS SMART THE WORLD IS TOO AWFUL TO BEHOL D

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    I’m fucking bitch controller of male idiot who goes on reddit and YouTube talking about matrix

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