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  1. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    i am trying to shut up more

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  2. lol okay Britney this isnt that hard (i cried out of fear shortly after photo was taken )

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  3. the answer is yes, i just did

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  4. love following ppl from hs i havent seen in years on ig and seeing that they experienced a glow up. i love a good glow up. hell yeah ill throw you a like, its free. keep glowing up. lets fuckin go

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  5. i was a librarians assistant in college & when education majors returned like a dr. seuss book or w/e id be like "looks like a tough read" (big dad energy i know). then one time i said it without looking up and it was one of the ESL students i tutored who was learning english 😔

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  6. took to big a hit of the pen and gave my chopped cheese a mood lighting pic last night but also thats what it deserves

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  7. fascinated, entertained & not at all annoyed that there are sponsored voices announcing the stops on the subway now when the trains are constantly delayed & cops are fist fighting literal children for skipping out on a 3 dollar fair. this advertising is working very well on me.

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  8. i think i could get my dad to vote for bernie if only it didnt require him to actually listen to me talk, which based on years of empirical evidence we have no proof that has actually ever happened

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  9. creating an onlyfans but its just me drinking pink drinks and eating italian food

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  10. still pissed off i cant telepathically inject content that makes me think of them directly into my friends brains. a flaw in the human form really. for now:

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  11. in 2014 i 3d printed my phone for shits and im still proud of myself

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  12. my favorite radio show is sitting next to my grandpa at the function for six hours while he tells me about watering the concrete outside his bronx butcher shop in the 60s

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  13. spicing up my self hate speech by telling myself "you never had the makings of a varsity athlete" in Junior Soprano's voice 5 to 10 times a day

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  14. every day i get closer to my idol Silent Bob stay safe tonight bird app

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  15. watching my family implode as my best man speech at my brothers wedding devolves into why the ninja turtles are italian american icons

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  17. its. valentines day. a tray of chicken parmesan cooks in the oven, raising apartment temperatures to 300 degrees. a movie where jason segal hangs dong and plays w puppets rolls on the tv. you are out eating scallop crudo w him. you think of my face & what could have been

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  18. went to church today

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  19. the snow could not stop the flirtini last night

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  20. loving philly and alma maters and basketball and such – mjesto: The Palestra

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  21. Prikaži ovu nit
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