I understand, like, "we keep separate bank accounts for hobbies and stuff we don't share" but this is so aggressive. I could never care about equality enough to get out a calculator once a month. (also use a spreadsheet, it's 2019???)
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ahaha i thought that and then i forgot to tweet about it because the accounting system was so crazy
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I dunno, with the way this marriage seems to work it might be amicable divorce
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"finally, we cut the child itself in half"
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So much of what’s wrong with modern America is people being transactional instead of relational.
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there are some small weird overlaps in our extremely different worldviews and this is one of them
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You will like about 40-60% of my book.
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okay but does she get a discount for doing the math? that’s the only way this should work
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Right? Sounds like she should get a 5% discount for monthly emotional labor
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let's be more realistic and up it to 7.68% - we gotta be exact!
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It's 2019 - can we please stop letting people like this write articles on financial ~life hacks~pic.twitter.com/hb27odaUrj
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Here's how it works. at my house. My husband: here is all of my money darling. Me: thank you.
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Ridiculously joyously married for 22 years....we both worked & then he became the stay at home hero & I became the go to work goddess. We’ve been broke together & swimming in it together. Not once have we defined equality via accounting.
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cool and what happens if somebody gets sick or disabled
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insane, they are insane, they need to divorce asap
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"I'll need a receipt, my wife checks them, she doesn't trust me not to lie about spending money but she trusts me with the kids"
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i mean - if that's true. My wife and i make a dozen or so purchases for things for our family each week - remembering them all would be beyond me with all the other (more important) things i do remember (for my job, for my relationships with my wife, kids, etc).
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that's why you need the receipts, and be sure to make copies so one part can go to the accountants
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I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or a joke or what. I realize my comment was unclear. I meant ‘if it’s true that the wife doesn’t trust the guy, then they should reconsider the relationship.’ But if they do trust each other, it’s just that they’re also respecting this agreement.
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