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logging out because everyone is posting about super bowl ads... I see you all being Enchanted by Mammon and I want no part in it!!!
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I also saw a pair of socks that said "St. Pat-T-Rex" with an dinosaur and some shamrocks and As A God-Fearing-Half-Irish-American I will not stand to see our good saint compared to phony dinosaurs
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saw a shirt today that said "KIND WOMANKIND HUMANKIND" really makes you think!
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I don’t know why I got this targeted ad. If my homies get married in Croatia, catch me there eating ćevapčići, listening to tamburica, basking in the beauty of the Adriatic, and celebrating their happiness.pic.twitter.com/Z8OWAQtEV1
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trying to think of a joke about a supper bowl
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~ phone rings ~ me: hello? my friend: ok, eggplant cooking question... this is what it means to be a Lady
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one could call my inability to sing beautifully an “affliction of the throat”.
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did anyone else’s church do the Blessing of the Throats today? I know it’s supposed to be a protection against afflictions of the throat in particular and disease in general but I feel like my now-blessed vocal cords should suddenly be able to belt out opera perfectly
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the other day, somebody had the nerve to tell me that Heinz’s “57 varieties” is a baseless slogan — clearly, the public needs to be educated on the esoteric background of Heinz’s marketingpic.twitter.com/HNdzwK0akV
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Marina Retweeted
all these people should be in a chain gang where they crush rocks into smaller rocks with a pickaxehttps://twitter.com/FionnOnFire/status/1222674196871778309 …
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my offline friend: “yeah, I have corona virus... because I’m too much of a queen”
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although tbh it is rather reductive to think of saints as “historical figures”
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ok, yep, sound the
epic alarm
https://twitter.com/rhizostigmata/status/1211994078247817217 …pic.twitter.com/JQch7JPhDx
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having one of those nights when I am overcome by regret that I didn’t become a specialist in heraldic studies so I could get a sweet job identifying crests in some ancient archive in Vienna or something
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hello? can I get an oneiromancer to tell me why I did this?
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fell asleep and woke up with a book of Dante's lyrical poetry on the pillow next to my head. I must have sleep-walked to the bookshelf and selected it.
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Marina Retweeted
society wants me to wear glasses because I "can't see" but I refuse because I prefer to use the eyes that God gave me. theorycels could learn something from me
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