Sharon

@shakaplan

I don't like to think of myself as a comma killer. I think deleting them is much more humane. Opinions herein are my own.

Joined November 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    30 Jul 2017

    If nothing else, social media has begat a new respect for the English language. I'm an editor for hire. I can help you not become a meme.

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    Crazy to think less than a year and a half ago the White House had a research and fact checking department meant to keep the president from spreading false information. Now there's just a Sarah Sanders and a magic 8 ball that repeats "deport Mexicans."

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    I assume Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg will appear before a Congressional panel regarding my aunt's constant Candy Crush requests.

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  5. 11 hours ago

    It's . I was a newsperson once, a long time ago, but I'm definitely glad I'm not one today. Please don't hug me.

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    Apr 3

    if you then you don't love don't deserve me at my me at my

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  9. Apr 3
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  10. Apr 3

    Post something important to me, immediately get videos of conspiracy theories, immediately regret it. Back to videos of cute puppies and Tasty food videos.

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    Apr 3

    There’s currently multiple hoaxes going around about the YouTube shooting. Our reporter is debunking the misinformation here

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  12. Apr 3

    Duruns Duruns

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  13. Apr 3

    Everyone has gone crazy today.

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    No matter your politics, the idea that he’s attacking a company so he can control a newspaper’s coverage should be very scary to you.

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    Apr 2

    Hey, ! Can you RT this, too? Any freelance journalists looking for work can sign up to my free newsletter for openings all over California: (Editor's note: No jobs will ever be posted on there.)

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    Apr 1

    If you would ever like advice on negotiating a raise, promotion, or compensation for a new job, I am happy to help. Optional consulting fee: Buy me a drink sometime. Real consulting fee: Pay it forward when you can. Ahem, a thread.

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  17. Apr 1

    Where did Jadis find an IKEA in the apocalypse?

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  18. Apr 1

    Do we no longer call Easter Easter? Did I mess a memo?

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  20. Apr 1

    It’s hard to reconcile that was written by the same guy who wrote “Rum Tum Tugger.”

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  21. Apr 1

    . ... an April Fool's Day classic, from the archives.

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