My biggest question about Santa, as a kid, was why the presents he brought, allegedly built by elves, were always licensed brand-name items.
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@ShadowTodd Not unless he was licensed--and paid for it too. After all, Christmas is basically the biggest marketing device in the WestThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ShadowTodd In an alternate universe, kids don't have to deal with Santa not existing, just the fact that he's a terrible human being.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ShadowTodd "Eventually I realized I was different from all the other little boys... I was a pundit."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ShadowTodd No see, he WOULD. That puts him on the naughty list, so he doesn't get presents himself, he gives them away as penanceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ShadowTodd I honestly think I was told the elves make some toys and buy others. Someone needs to tell the stories of the shopping elves.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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