Just a little photo reminder that I’m cute and my boyfriend is cute and makes me very happy thank you for your time
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Tevin Campbell did not have to go that hard on A Goofy Movie’s soundtrack but he did that for us and I’m eternally grateful
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There are exactly 2 men I love and admire while not knowing them personally. Shaquille O’Neal and Guy Fieri. There’s very few things you could tell me about these 2 men that would ruin them for me.
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i love sluts cos sluts actually go get tested and care about sexual health
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Guys I’m so serious read Jake’s book Old World it is so good I have reread it time and time again because the writing is so enjoyable and the story is unique and wonderful I promise you’ll love it!!!
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A couple of years ago,
I self-published 'Old World'.
I want to thank you all for supporting me!
Maybe there will be more to come...
For those of you who haven't read it, here ya go: a.co/d/4Hj2jMv
Read it. Rate it. Review it.
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A couple of years ago,
I self-published 'Old World'.
I want to thank you all for supporting me!
Maybe there will be more to come...
For those of you who haven't read it, here ya go: a.co/d/4Hj2jMv
Read it. Rate it. Review it.
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Imagine being this wrong when every Blake Lively met gala look exists
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Billie Eilish’s 2022 look has been named the best #MetGala look of ALL TIME by Cosmopolitan.
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Just remembered the time my bf and I ran into a youtuber he likes so I approached him so he could say hi and the guy was a raging dick for no reason.
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The past 2 days Twitter has been pushing an ungodly amount of f*rries onto my tl and I am scared I’ve blocked almost all of them but they keep coming why is this happening to me
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They prescribed me a steroid because my immune system sucks and won’t fight this off on it’s own and I’m so HOT I can’t stop sweating please this is miserable
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Shades that’s 20 hours of movie
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I have bronchitis and the doctor looked me dead in the eyes and said “go home and just binge watch movies doctors orders” like yes MAAM you absolutely do not have to tell me twice time to watch all 3 lotr and all 3 hobbit movies back to mfing BACK
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I have bronchitis and the doctor looked me dead in the eyes and said “go home and just binge watch movies doctors orders” like yes MAAM you absolutely do not have to tell me twice time to watch all 3 lotr and all 3 hobbit movies back to mfing BACK
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This is so cute wtf 🥲
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🥲🥲🥲 I miss you so much it hurts
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I miss Shade so much. It’s been like a whole year since we’ve seen each other. God damn
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I didn’t even have to click the video to know this was cruel summer. No other Taylor Swift song goes that hard.
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I am so sick and I just wanna go back to sleep but I have to wait for my manager to text me back to tell me if I can take today off because I’m supposed to work in 50 min 😭😭
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First Taylor and joe now this???? Don’t call or text.
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Halsey and Alev Aydin are parting ways. blbrd.cm/EI9W4sE
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My 2 am encounter with the hat man last night as told by my conversation with Crust.
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Took an edible for sleep purposes because I forgot I took Benadryl for my god awful allergies and I’m for sure on the brink of seeing the hat man.
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I’m scared to ask this because kpop fans can be very scary but can someone please explain the rose curse to me I can’t stop seeing tweets about it but I’m not a kpop girly!!!!!
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getting harder to convince my boyfriend that I am Sane when every weekend I have a meltdown over whichever surprise songs taylor performed
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Can people stop saying they’re in their “late twenties” at 24-26 years old. You are in your mid twenties babes.
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Double Dutch is so insanely impressive to me how do your feet do that how are you so coordinated
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One of the like 5 people from my hometown I actually like is in Oklahoma for work so I might get to see her and I’m very excited about that!!!
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Everybody thinks they’re a reputation girlie but very few actually are. You’re all red girlies with a touch more angst and that’s okay 🫶🏼
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I never want to be in an environment where I can’t be flawed and human. if people are only used to me being pleasant, but refuse to speak to me bc they can’t deal with the discomfort when I’m upset with them, that means I’m on a pedestal I didn’t ask to be on. it’s dehumanising.
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Thinking about how I asked my sister for Kirkland signature sweatpants for Christmas and she bought a pair for me her our mom and my bf
you are not a bad person if you struggle to healthily communicate, regulate emotions, or resolve conflict. it’s not your fault that no one taught you how. but when you meet someone who has developed those skills well and extends their hand to teach you, it’s up to you to take it
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Please send our crust girl all your good vibes :( twitter.com/kristayaneshh/
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Sometimes when my boyfriends leaving to run an errand that my dog who loves car rides more than anything can go on I just give him puppy dog eyes and say “do you wanna bring Nana?” And then she also gives him puppy dog eyes and he has to take her after that
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