Amber Straub

@shadalicious

Silly tweets about the mundane, my thoughts, observations, polyamory, cute shit Silver says, work, etc. Sometimes pictures of my legs.

Seattle, WA, USA
Joined April 2008
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  1. Oct 23

    “...perhaps mankind must have a time of darkness so that we will one day again know what a blessing is the light.” -MZB

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  2. Oct 22

    San Juans or Lake Union? Where is Queen Anne yo? @ Seattle, Washington

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  3. Oct 19

    Me: Silver, has a new Echo, called Echo Sub. Silver: Is there going to be an Echo Dom? What does it do? Is it something you put something in your dungeon? Me: 🤣🤣🤣

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  4. Oct 1

    Pretty pls sugar on top.

    County Please in 2018! Register by October 7
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  5. Sep 28

    I think we should just ask Queen Elizabeth if she will take us back.

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  6. Sep 24

    My online shopping experience is being ruined by constant chat windows popping up asking me if I have any questions and surveys. I am looking at you

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  7. Sep 17

    I have seen so many ads for "Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan" that I am not watching it out of spite.

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  8. Sep 7

    When Trump got elected I soothed my friends by saying smarter people than him would not let the country go to shit, and I was right.

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  9. Jul 17

    Waiting for to be over so I can get some shopping on done.

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  10. May 6

    I wonder when the other Trump kids are getting strategically divorced.

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  11. May 4

    CAN WE HAVE A TRUMP FREE DAY? JUST ONE DAY please (ur in here for the lulz) and ECT ECT

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  12. May 4

    I love how people think Trump has some sort of game plan.

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  13. May 3

    M: Remember when Google hired smart people? N: That's was before my time

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  14. May 3

    Maybe Rudy Giuliani is lying. Maybe It's Maybelline.

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  15. Apr 25

    "French President Macron to speak before joint session of Congress". My first thought: OMG, he's going to ask them what the fuck they are thinking and impeach this fool already.

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  16. Mar 14

    I'm glad I can easily exclude airlines that suck from my search results.

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  17. Feb 26

    So Can you grow your own delivery network quicker and dump ?

    FedEx responds to questions on the National Rifle Association, gun safety and policy
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  18. Feb 15

    I wonder if we can outspend the NRA by starting GoFundMes to buy back the senators and reps.

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  19. Feb 6

    We don't live in a dictatorship or a monarchy. I swore an oath—in the military and in the Senate—to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, not to mindlessly cater to the whims of Cadet Bone Spurs and clap when he demands I clap
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  20. Feb 2

    Santa Claus delivers once a year, but Santa Bezos delivers all year long.😍🎁

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