Amber Straub

@shadalicious

Silly tweets about the mundane, my thoughts, observations, polyamory, cute shit Silver says, work, etc. Sometimes pictures of my legs.

Seattle, WA, USA
Joined April 2008

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  1. Oct 19

    Me: Silver, has a new Echo, called Echo Sub. Silver: Is there going to be an Echo Dom? What does it do? Is it something you put something in your dungeon? Me: 🤣🤣🤣

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  2. Oct 1
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  3. Sep 28

    I think we should just ask Queen Elizabeth if she will take us back.

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  4. Sep 24

    My online shopping experience is being ruined by constant chat windows popping up asking me if I have any questions and surveys. I am looking at you

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  5. Sep 17

    I have seen so many ads for "Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan" that I am not watching it out of spite.

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  6. Sep 7

    When Trump got elected I soothed my friends by saying smarter people than him would not let the country go to shit, and I was right.

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  7. Jul 17

    Waiting for to be over so I can get some shopping on done.

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  8. May 6

    I wonder when the other Trump kids are getting strategically divorced.

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  9. May 4

    CAN WE HAVE A TRUMP FREE DAY? JUST ONE DAY please (ur in here for the lulz) and ECT ECT

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  10. May 4

    I love how people think Trump has some sort of game plan.

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  11. May 3

    M: Remember when Google hired smart people? N: That's was before my time

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  12. May 3

    Maybe Rudy Giuliani is lying. Maybe It's Maybelline.

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  13. Apr 25

    "French President Macron to speak before joint session of Congress". My first thought: OMG, he's going to ask them what the fuck they are thinking and impeach this fool already.

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  14. Mar 14

    I'm glad I can easily exclude airlines that suck from my search results.

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  15. Feb 26

    So Can you grow your own delivery network quicker and dump ?

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  16. Feb 15

    I wonder if we can outspend the NRA by starting GoFundMes to buy back the senators and reps.

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  17. Feb 6
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  18. Feb 2

    Santa Claus delivers once a year, but Santa Bezos delivers all year long.😍🎁

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  19. Feb 1

    Hey Is a "rotary traffic island" the same as a "neighborhood traffic calming circle"? See and

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  20. 20 Dec 2017

    Republicans are so fired.

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