Miss Dada  🏳️‍⚧️

and also we drink a lot

@MarmiteJunction might be able to do a better job than me explaining it

Erm, there's songs, a pretty big stage show, a phone vote, but secret professionals decide the result. And the result is political.

oh yeah, countries that don't want to get conquered by russia always give russia points

also: it's common for countries to give britain 0, or (nil point)

To be fair, we've had an incredible number of dire entries.

This show really needs someone with an electric violin and saxophone to show up

It's not over for another 3 hours, so I wouldn't rule it out just yet.