Miss Dada  🏳️‍⚧️

I've always seen it taught as equal to 1 (not disputing that "indeterminite" is a valid answer, or that any is debatable)

dunno what to say dude, you've always seen it taught incorrectly. If you define 0^0 then math breaks, more or less.

I demand a refund

it makes sense to eval 0^0 if you know "where" the 0's are from (limit) or how you want to use the results (does the right thing)

We should just arbitrarily pick a winner for all of thses

that's how you get php

and this isn't like some flippant "boo php" comment -- I'm pretty sure that's a core design philosophy of its apis.